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xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2017 06:54 PM

NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW
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I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement.

xoxoxoBruce 02-13-2017 03:42 PM

These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links. :blush:




Gravdigr 02-13-2017 04:08 PM

Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore.

fargon 02-14-2017 08:49 AM


BigV 02-14-2017 11:03 AM


lumberjim 02-14-2017 05:46 PM

So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day....

The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating.

xoxoxoBruce 02-14-2017 08:23 PM

I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big. :haha:

captainhook455 02-14-2017 11:49 PM

I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe.


Gravdigr 02-15-2017 03:21 PM

I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole.

And too much noise.

Thanks anyway.

lumberjim 02-15-2017 05:14 PM

The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang?

captainhook455 02-15-2017 09:45 PM

More like huge imagination.


xoxoxoBruce 02-22-2017 02:52 PM

Ever wonder how they make sex dolls?

Clodfobble 02-22-2017 05:58 PM

Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.

BigV 02-22-2017 11:08 PM

Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated.

xoxoxoBruce 02-22-2017 11:40 PM


Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 982698)
Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.

What are you doing in this thread, people will think you're a dirty girl... at least we'll hope so. :lol2:

BigV 02-23-2017 12:20 AM

Derping phone editor

xoxoxoBruce 02-26-2017 12:57 AM

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Oh what a night...

BigV 02-26-2017 12:19 PM

I worry about you sometimes, xoB

sexobon 02-26-2017 03:17 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 02-27-2017 01:22 AM

It's an illusion, it's also a GIF, but I'm putting here because some whiner will complain anywhere else.

BigV 02-27-2017 09:36 PM

took about five minutes, but I get it now.

Very artistic


Gravdigr 02-28-2017 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 983028)
Oh what a night...

Two mouths, no pot o' gold.

So, it's a nightmare, then.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2017 04:42 PM

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War is hell...

sexobon 02-28-2017 05:27 PM

Looks like he's being entrapped by a wiley woman with her cage-like vagina. All's fair in love and war.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2017 05:30 PM

Probably Viet Cong agents. Hos for Uncle Ho.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2017 10:17 PM

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It's good to be the Queen... or Empress.

xoxoxoBruce 03-16-2017 04:19 PM

ESPN photographs of naked athletes. They don't show the naughty bits, maybe an occasional butt, but they are beautiful bodies and beautiful pictures, however someone(boss) looking over your shoulder might get the wrong idea.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2017 11:25 AM


xoxoxoBruce 03-26-2017 09:20 PM

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I'm disappointed none of the ladies I emailed this to were very enthusiastic. I might even consider them almost a tad hostile.:confused:

Gravdigr 03-27-2017 05:14 AM


xoxoxoBruce 06-21-2017 11:26 PM

Pay attention Guys, the Girls already know this.

sexobon 06-22-2017 12:56 AM

I don't see the video player in the post. Is it just me; or, is the BB code outdated or is there a glitch at vimeo?

I can find it by extrapolating the url; so, I know the video exists:

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2017 01:04 AM

I can see it and play it, in both IE and Chrome. :confused:

sexobon 06-22-2017 01:27 AM

Yeah, I see it when I switch to IE.

I still get zilch with Edge though which is the browser I generally use.

Strange as I don't have any filters turned on.

fargon 06-22-2017 10:56 AM

I saw it on chrome.

sexobon 06-22-2017 07:02 PM

I did some research. In a nutshell, it seems UT would have to make a small change to the VIMEO BB code for it to work in Edge.

This would appear to stem from the Cellar conversion from http to https. The Cellar is secure; but, the old embed code is not. This creates a conflict for the security fussiness built into Edge.

Meanwhile, there's a small icon at the top of the Edge browser page above which the label "Blocked content" appears when the cursor is hovered over it. Clicking on it gives the option to see all content with another click. I can then watch Vimeo videos in Edge.

IAW Vimeo, the fix would be for UT to edit the Vimeo embed code and remove the "http:" part of the code (leaving "//") since Vimeo supports protocol relative URLs. That would ensure that the embed will always follow the protocol of this site, even if it changes again.



Lou van Wijhe Plus 1 year ago
My embedded videos always played fine in other browsers but Edge. When in Edge a page with embedded videos is displayed, the thumbnails aren't shown and when I click the icon with a stylised shield on top, the following error message is shown (translated from Dutch):
Content blocked
You see safe content only
Content transmitted by way of an unsafe connection is blocked to protect your data.
When the option "View all content" is clicked, the thumbnails come up and videos can be started.
What's up?

Jamie McAleney Staff 1 year ago
It looks like you're using a secure (https) site, but the Vimeo URLs in the iframe embed code on your site are not secure ( You can resolve this issue by editing the embed code on your site — just remove the "http:" part of the code. We support "protocol relative URLs" that look like this: "//" Using protocol relative URLs will ensure that the embeds will always follow the protocol of your site, even if it changes.

Lou van Wijhe Plus 1 year ago
After a good night's sleep I tried your suggestion and YES, it works! Great!

fargon 06-22-2017 10:18 PM

So don't use Edge. This the first I've heard of it.

xoxoxoBruce 06-23-2017 12:05 AM

It comes with Windows 10.

BigV 06-23-2017 03:03 PM

So does Internet Explorer. Use Internet Explorer.

xoxoxoBruce 06-23-2017 03:06 PM

Yes, but Edge does not.

sexobon 06-23-2017 03:32 PM

After I clicked on the View all content option in Edge, I was able to view the Vimeo video in the OP. Now; however, I can also view all embedded Vimeo videos directly. It could be that Edge remembered my selection and is continuing to apply it; but, I think it more likely that UT saw this thread and changed the embed code since it would make things easier for many other viewers too.

Undertoad 06-24-2017 02:34 PM


When I'm handed enough detail that the problem can be fixed with less than 60 seconds of my effort, I promise put in that effort.

Pi 06-26-2017 05:12 AM

I guess the discussions concerning the technical part of the video are more important to men that the content of the video qed :-D

xoxoxoBruce 06-26-2017 11:22 AM

That's just a cover up so nobody catches them drooling. ;)

Iggy 06-26-2017 12:43 PM

No one should ignore the clitoris. :blush:

xoxoxoBruce 06-26-2017 07:34 PM

To do so might preclude a return engagement. :yesnod:

xoxoxoBruce 07-01-2017 12:36 AM

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Lovecraft inspired Lovecrafters...

BigV 07-01-2017 01:19 PM

Some of those look difficult to clean.

Gravdigr 07-01-2017 02:04 PM

I can't tell if that's Ted Koppel, Donald Trump, Alfred E. Neuman, or Edwin Newman.

Gravdigr 07-01-2017 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by BigV (Post 991647)
Some of those look difficult to clean.

Dishwasher safe?

xoxoxoBruce 07-01-2017 03:09 PM

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The butt plug is Trump... and vice versa.

You can tell the girl on the left knows what she's doing, maybe even a certified instructor.
Hammer cocked, finger on the trigger, looking in the other direction. :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 07-03-2017 01:52 AM

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Be careful on dating sites, profile pictures can be misleading.;)

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2017 10:30 PM

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I've alway thought she is beautiful but first time I've seen a young Helen Mirren...

xoxoxoBruce 08-09-2017 12:24 AM

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And not one of them is real... bummer. :facepalm:

fargon 08-09-2017 08:08 AM

Some guys say. "More than a mouthful is a waste". But I like to drown in them.

Gravdigr 08-09-2017 02:16 PM

Fairly nice way to go.:rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2017 01:58 PM

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In the beginning...

By the way, in his graduate paper at Northwestern University, a submitted an essay titled “Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law” , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced.

Hef had roses delivered to Marilyn Monroe’s grave every day.

Initial Funding For the First Rape Kit Came from Hefner

Hefner saved the iconic ‘HOLLYWOOD’ sign, Twice.

Hefner was a champion of Black Music

Gravdigr 09-30-2017 02:05 PM

Look like hood ornaments.

Mouth-watering hood ornaments.

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2017 04:03 PM

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What really caused the start of the KKK...

Gravdigr 10-19-2017 02:12 AM

Just the other day I saw a giant penis, and thought 'Well, that's, that's just fine.'.[/BrianGriffin]

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