Nice.

excellent!

Cuase, like, straight men use paper plates, or something, eh? Kitchen stuff is girly.

:D

Homo Depot...isn't that a competitor of Love's? Eh, got nuttin'.

I'm happy because I ordered a pizza from the new place and it will be ready for me to pick up on the way home.

On the way homo

Oooh, I got it.

Homo Depot, isn't that a competitor of Menhards?

Only no one except us midwesties are going to get that.

http://www.menards.com/main/storeLocator.html

I got a very, very special Valentine from Lola Bunny. Can you believe it? I had 2 beautiful women send me Valentines?

Yes I can Sarge. Because you are a beautiful guy!

I got to sing to the birthday gal!
Lousy phoneline - she sounded like she had a script by a handful of monkeys sans typewriters, read by a Dalek on battery failure.

Luckily, enough got through for her to work out it was me and stand in the place where you live - no, sorry - stand in a place with reception, and call back.

The lady is made up with Cellar tributes/ cards/ gifts.
I'm not passing it on officially, just reporting the way she spoke about everything.

And she is so obviously in love with Carrot already.
But that's a given.

Happy lady on a happy day.
We stopped talking because Ma arrived.
Again - Dana has pretty much everything she wants today. And that's blessed any day of the year. let alone a birthday.

Minifob has his first loose tooth! I got surprisingly sentimental about it.

Maybe his sister punched him.

Was he okay with it, Clod?
Tiger hasn't lost a tooth yet and I worry about how he will react to blood in his mouth.

It hasn't fully come out yet, just very wiggly. We'll see...