Lil' Griff scored a goal at field hockey today and Pete's homemade goat feta is awesome!

Wow...macking on your own child...you sick bitch! :)

Ummm...lessee...got all the laundry done. Got about half of my "honey do" list done...of course, April's not forcing me to do shit while she's gone. I just thought it would be nice to knock a lot of stuff out while she's out of town, so I made my own "honey do" list. Going to see a few local bands tonight, then Heaven & Hell tomorrow. Fuck yeah!

No soccer games this weekend -I think everyone stayed home to eat scottish breakfast =Yummy Kippers or something.

So Beest and I did some stripping on the deck in the dark.

And it's my birthday tomorrow. I'm going to throw a pot.

I went hiking today and didn't fall down! not even once!

This is a great feat for my clumsy ass.

Um. What does 'throw a pot' mean, exactly?

Is it like this:

(SINGS)

"Hand me down that can o' beans, hand me down that can o' beans, hand me down that can o' beans, I'm throwin' it away! Out the window go the beans, out the window go the beans, out the window go the beans, I had a lucky day! Mary, M-M-M-Mary, my sweet canary, I'm gonna take you out tonight!!

?

Ah!
So I was doing my cashier thing..and an old guy walks up to my counter as I grab my scanny gun thingie...he did the whole "hands up so you don't shoot" thing...so I pointed it at him and he goes..

"Don't tase me bro!"

I kid you not. Best. Customer. Everrrrrr.

Make a bowl on a potters wheel.

I threw three, actually, and they were only slightly wonky. It's been a few years.

Oh and beest gave me a little head for my birthday.

(It's a little skeletal and in a cage with glowing eyes)

Beauty!

A shower.

Bonus: happiness radius + 3, + 6 downwind.

Fixed my hole.

OK, you can start now.

That's a relief.

I've engaged in hand to hand combat with sewer plumbing before--it is not pretty. I have come to the rationalization that in *this* case, I have more money than time. Congratulations!

Everything is okay with Teenyfob! I've been referred to a specialist, but supposedly under his watchful eye things should stay fine. Things are much less stressed in the fob household today.

Awesome!!