Why must we set aside the jokes about carnal knowledge?

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perfect.... anatomy

feels really good to be hardcore ...

carnal knowledge ... enjoy it way too much
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Come on, people!

I'm alive, free, and healthy.

After yesterday, those things make me happiest of all. :)

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This is Clodfobble, dude. You don't step on the tiger's tail.

Give me a couple more years, and it'll be a cougar's tail, right?

See? That's what I'm talking about.

very niiiiiceeeee

ROAR!

My days as cougar prey are behind me, but that does nothing to reduce my enjoyment of baiting them.

I had a cougar nurse eyeballing and smiling at me at the children's hospital today.

I was okay with it.

Dont knock it until you try it Bullitt!!

If the young, young boy at the supermarket wasnt jailbait - man I'd have a crack at that!!

Joined my local Rod and Gun club last night. Very excited.

You are not looking to add to your freezer collection are you? :eyebrow:

hoping there are no animal heads on poles in Footy's back yard

Around here it's called a Gentleman's Club. :lol:

I'm happy that it isn't 400 degrees outside.

I lost my iphone 4 in a taxi last week. The licensing department in town were just brilliant. The guy I spoke to went off to investigate, spoke to a couple of the drivers at the rank, and then talked to their unofficial representative (the one who tends to speak for them when things get taken to licensing committee). Apparently he told the guy that, since it was a high value item with a high resale value, he would be investigating further, and if noone brought it forward he would have to check the cctv near the ranks to see which cab I'd got into and which driver specifically and then investigate them.

Now, as he says, there's no way to know if the driver wuold have come forward anyway. He's a nightshift driver, so he may just not have had a chance to prior to this. But either way he got a phonecall later that day (thursday) to say that a phone had been found and would be dropped in with him the next day.

I spoke to the licensing guy yesterday and he had the phone, and it is definately an iphone. So unless I have been very unlucky and two people have both lost iphones in the back of cabs on the same night and going to the same place, it's mine ;)

I wasnt able to go collect it yesterday, so will go on Monday.

I am uber impressed with the way the licensing dept dealt with this. I very deliberately did not mention the fact I am a councillor, though it's possible my name was recognised. I do suspect though that this would have been their response either way. It's apparently quite a rare thing, and I know regarding other issues that they're pretty on the balll and very hands on.

You should bake them a batch of your special recipe brownies as a thanks.