The Cellar - What's making you happy today?

For those who missed the original story, look here:

http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/soli...-statue/nFB7j/

Complete with a slideshow of the burning lord.

I hope this one isn't made of styrofoam and cotton.

infinite monkey

09-20-2012 08:03 AM

ps This really deserved its own thread. Rats.

Undertoad

09-20-2012 08:10 AM

I prefer this open-armed, welcoming Jebus to the previous one. I also like how he's wearing a long skirt.

This is the right thread because it's part of the second coming of Madman.

infinite monkey

09-20-2012 08:17 AM

True. With this new one, I can almost believe that Jebus loves the little children, all the little children of the world...

Sundae

09-20-2012 11:58 AM

.. but he's not in the bath this time!?
Nor wearing the means of his own torture and death penalty.
Tcha. Talk about doing things by half.

Great update though Infi, thanks.

monster

09-24-2012 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 831086)

I think the finished Jebus has a bit of a jaunty hip, don't you? This is the kind of Jebus you could hang out with, have some drinks.

Looks like he's sizing up a juicy pair of bazookas to me. Touch Down Jesus has been replaced by touch up Jesus

Trilby

09-24-2012 11:21 AM

we drove by him yesterday. Mom said he looked a little chubby; like he'd been to too many pot - lucks at the church. All those hash-brown casseroles and scalloped 'taters.

BigV	09-24-2012 11:34 AM

I have a phone interview in five minutes

Undertoad

09-24-2012 11:53 AM

You GO V! rockit.

DanaC

09-24-2012 12:45 PM

W00t!

Good luck V. :)

HungLikeJesus

09-26-2012 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 831083)

I know you've all been waiting for the return of our lord and savior. Since Jebus burned down in June of 2010 it seemed there was a hole in the holy landscape along I-75 near Monroe OH.

But as promised the son of god has returned.

Matthew 18

From Stinque Zombie Bible

18:1 At the same time came the chosen hoard unto Zombie Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of the undead?
18:2 And Jesus called a headless zombie unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be turned, and become as headless zombies, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of the undead.
18:4 Whosoever therefore shall numb himself as this headless zombie, the same is fleshiest in the kingdom of the undead.
18:5 And who so shall feed on one such headless zombie in my name feeds on me.

http://atechworld.com/photo/misc/headless_zombie.jpg

infinite monkey

09-26-2012 02:44 PM

Awww, gosh I miss you HLJ. :grinnylov

You just cheered me up, and I needed it. Thanks for stepping up to the plate.