Everything. I'm on cloud-fucking-9.

I'm feeling good after having a turkey sandwich. I also got my kids new lunch boxes which they're going to love. I also got them little thermos's so they can take warm food to school for lunch. They're going to be so excited!

I'm happy for you being in new-love love...no no...seriously...I am!!

;)

Ditto that for me grant!! Enjoy!

I've finally figured out what I'm going to write about, re: Swift. Ye-freakin'-HA!

Plus, lyfe is goode right now. Beddy, Beddy goode.

And 6 cellarites would erect a shrine in their home in your honor. You go girl! :biggrin:

Beautiful weather.

Tomorrow is Friday, and that means good times.

Thanks LabRat and DucksNuts. Me be wery happy :king:

I got to spend time (even if brief, he had to catch a bus) with my BF, and he gave me some books and a very politically incorrect video as "just because" gifts.

Grant...I am stealing your answer for my own.

Everything. I'm on cloud-fucking-9

I had not one, not two, but THREEEEEE gentleman callers this morning!

I'm on Cloud Eleven!

God sent me a letter, pre-sort "resident" addressed. Enclosed was a paper hanky that has been anointed with the power to CHANGE MY LIFE. All I have to do is write down what I want and put it under my pillow.

Also enclosed was a sacred, sealed, spiritual prophecy...sealed with sticky glue. Let's see here (reading) blah blah, mumble mumble...oh, here it is "do not open this prophecy until you have placed your prayer page and the prayer handkerchief back to this 56 year old church before sunset tomorrow or the next day. God will help you do this. You will see..."

CRAP, I unsealed the damn thing. Now what? Will I burn in eternal hell? Just my luck, all I've gone through in life and a damn pre-sort letter damns me to hell.

I also didn't "sow my seed gift to God's work in the amount of $_____"

Hallelujah!

You've just started the End Sequence. Apocolypse Now, baby!

:devil: :rattat:

Shawnee, if it's resealable... god will never know you opened it. And think of all the money you saved.

It is a good day.

The envelope said god was watching the whole thing. :worried: Don't try to fool the big guy! Plus, I kinda tore the paper in my haste to find my prophecy. Wait, why is the ground opening up beneath me? Hellpp