I assume that is the case.

We could have cellar good sportsmanship shirts.

I'm sure we'd end up squabbling over them. :D

or eating them.

I want a trophy!

But I thought I was your trophy! :p:

I just got a coupon for a free pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. I gave blood yesterday and apparently they picked my name out of a hat to get one of the several coupons they had to give away to donors.

Sometimes it's the simple things. Ice cream!

You deserved it.

I found my knife.

It was on the floor in the footwell of the backseat on the driver's side. Naturally, since it slipped from my pocket while I was driving. I'm carrying my Kershaw today anyhow. It's nice and sharp but the clip's on the wrong end.

Happy!

The clip on the Kershaw is not reversible?

My lawn was cut.

Probably BigV's knife did it.

Or Shawnee's wit

Caustic wit is pretty damn sharp.

and I just love off the wall shenanigans too.

Naw, I just hired a bunch of illegal aliens from Mars to cut it. Competition is good.