My hair doesn't grow evenly and it's starting to resemble a game of Whack-a-Mole with weird long bits suddenly popping up

Minifob's does that, though it's localized--the top-back of his hair (where his samurai knot would go, if he had one) grows about twice as fast as the rest. He has to alternate haircuts with the whole head, and just that portion.

What's old is new again.

My wife was telling me yesterday that she heard on some podcast that America is going through different stages of purchases in this quarantine.

First there was the toilet paper purchases,
then the flour and egg purchases,
then home office supplies and school supplies purchases,
and now it's hair coloring and clippers purchases

We need to figure out what the next step is going to be so we can buy that shit before supplies run out.

What's next?

Please don't say urns.

Bacon is the next shortage.

Lawn sprinklers, garden hoses, inflatable pools, patio grills, and general backyard summer toys.

Then I had better get my Ladder Golf set soon. And buy a pick up load of charcoal.

Cynically, I thought that was one of your criteria for recommending them.

Don’t mind me, I’ve been listening to too much news.


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They were available when I posted the link. :(

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But if you have a warehouse full you can't even give away, just start a rumor it's sold out.

I figured. I am just in my very dark humor mode.

I just saw this. That's great news. No 500 pound boxes to ship!

All the meats...

NOOOOO!!!

Nice job there glatt. What was the actual clock time? Results are good, regardless....


I'm about 2 weeks past where I would have gotten it cut. If this goes another 6 weeks, I may have to let it grow out. Maybe there will be some kind of movement. I can pretend I give a shit about some cause as an excuse to have long hair again.

Or not, whatevr.