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Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-22-2012, 10:48 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
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What's easier to unload, a truck full of babies...

What's easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of B-Bs?






A truck full of babies - you can use a pitchfork.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-21-2012, 09:33 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?


The ventillator
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 06-25-2012, 01:45 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What do you call an African American man, with 2...

What do you call an African American man, with 2 PHDs, living in San Francisco, sitting on the board of 3 fortune 500 companies?




A ni@@er
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-09-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So...

Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you could read her lips.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-08-2012, 10:29 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's worse than being pushed out a 10th story...

What's worse than being pushed out a 10th story window?

Catching your eye on a nail on the way down.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-14-2012, 08:18 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
Why is cum white and piss yellow? So Italians can...

Why is cum white and piss yellow? So Italians can tell if they're coming or going.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-28-2011, 07:54 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? ...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.



What's the difference between an African American and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-01-2011, 10:14 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
How do you keep a moron in suspense?

How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-10-2011, 08:26 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's light brown and comes in little white...

What's light brown and comes in little white cans?

Michael Jackson
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 08-19-2011, 02:57 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
But, but, but....

But, but, but....
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-04-2011, 09:04 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives...

What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives great head?




My ten year old son.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-07-2007, 08:07 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
How is an Italian woman like a hockey goalie?...

How is an Italian woman like a hockey goalie? They both wear the same pads for three periods.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 09-05-2007, 10:58 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
Ok, what's the meaning of Arabs seeing shoe soles?

Ok, what's the meaning of Arabs seeing shoe soles?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-11-2007, 08:17 AM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
Good one, lumberjimN

Good one, lumberjimN
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 07-05-2006, 02:23 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
what's the difference between a snow tire and an...

what's the difference between a snow tire and an african american?

When you put chains on it, the snow tire doesn't sing the blues.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 07-05-2006, 02:19 PM
Replies: 667
Views: 575,725
Posted By Spexxvet
What's the difference between a pigmy tribe and a...

What's the difference between a pigmy tribe and a girls' field hockey team?

A pigmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts and a girls hockey team is a bunch of running cunts.
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