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Forum: Home Base 10-30-2010, 06:49 PM
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on...

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world....
Forum: Home Base 10-13-2010, 08:03 PM
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Posted By spudcon
•"Obama has a considerable ego." --New Yorker...

•"Obama has a considerable ego." --New Yorker columnist David Remnick
Forum: Home Base 09-02-2010, 12:11 AM
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Posted By spudcon
Remember the song "Timothy?"

Remember the song "Timothy?"
Forum: Home Base 08-28-2010, 05:22 PM
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Posted By spudcon
A couple living in a small Appalachian village...

A couple living in a small Appalachian village take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as such ...
Forum: Home Base 07-22-2010, 06:52 AM
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Posted By spudcon
The Man Rules We always hear "...

The Man Rules

We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side .

These are our rules!
Please note? these are all...
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2010, 04:29 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Fixed it for ya.

Fixed it for ya.
Forum: Home Base 04-08-2010, 02:27 PM
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Posted By spudcon
True and funny

True and funny
Forum: Home Base 03-27-2010, 02:04 AM
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Posted By spudcon
I must be naive, because I didn't see anything...

I must be naive, because I didn't see anything about that clip that was even coherent.
Forum: Home Base 03-03-2010, 10:49 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint...

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a...
Forum: Home Base 12-09-2009, 08:56 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Flash! The million or so mistresses of Bill...

Flash! The million or so mistresses of Bill Clinton and John Edwards have joined the Tiger Woods mistresses to triple their political power.
Forum: Home Base 10-29-2009, 12:26 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Crime prevention.

Crime prevention.
Forum: Home Base 10-29-2009, 12:24 PM
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Posted By spudcon
How to keep up with the Jones' this Christmas.

How to keep up with the Jones' this Christmas.
Forum: Home Base 07-13-2009, 08:08 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
A surgeon went to check on his blond patient...

A surgeon went to check on his blond patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,
Forum: Home Base 01-11-2009, 08:55 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
If you ever get the urge to take off your clothes...

If you ever get the urge to take off your clothes and run around naked, the surgeon general has announced a remedy.
V



Sniff...
Forum: Home Base 11-01-2008, 01:07 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Much better. Thank you Pie

Much better. Thank you Pie
Forum: Home Base 11-01-2008, 01:05 PM
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Posted By spudcon
That's better.

That's better.
Forum: Home Base 11-01-2008, 05:46 AM
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Posted By spudcon
Well, this has been a humorous page.

Well, this has been a humorous page.
Forum: Home Base 10-09-2008, 07:55 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
Yes I do!

Yes I do!
Forum: Home Base 10-07-2008, 08:17 AM
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Posted By spudcon
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to...

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her...
Forum: Home Base 07-17-2008, 11:40 AM
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Posted By spudcon
Looks normal to me.:right:

Looks normal to me.:right:
Forum: Home Base 07-12-2008, 10:50 PM
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Posted By spudcon
Nubee V TW

Nubee V TW
Forum: Home Base 06-07-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
I ended up with an older woman at a club last...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked
pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I
found myself thinking that she probably had a really...
Forum: Home Base 06-05-2008, 10:11 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
Barak Obama is visiting a primary school and he...

Barak Obama is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Obama if he would like to lead...
Forum: Home Base 05-20-2008, 09:38 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
John was a salesman's delight when it came to ...

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his...
Forum: Home Base 05-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By spudcon
Three guys, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were...

Three guys, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar, discussing wedding anniversaries.

The lawyer says " I'm buying my wife diamond necklace and a BMW. That way, if she doesn't like...
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