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Forum: Nothingland 07-27-2013, 07:21 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
:lol2: With the gold wrap on the bottle, I...

:lol2:

With the gold wrap on the bottle, I guess that is champagne (ok, sparkling white) ... ready to burst open and spray everywhere. Jus sayin.
Forum: Nothingland 07-26-2013, 07:11 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan? Yeah, that's gonna...

Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan? Yeah, that's gonna ruffle some feathers.
Forum: Nothingland 07-24-2013, 12:05 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
I can't find the thread in was in, but after...

I can't find the thread in was in, but after that Korean airlines crash in California, some joker got a TV station to announce the crew names as Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi To Lo, Ho Li Fuk and Bang...
Forum: Nothingland 07-17-2013, 08:11 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Rugby league, State of Origin, game three. ...

Rugby league, State of Origin, game three.

No punch-up this time, just a streaker late in the game.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-17/streaker-keeps-the-maroons-from-scoring-again/4827096
Forum: Nothingland 07-06-2013, 12:44 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
It's a cold rainy winters day. I look out my...

It's a cold rainy winters day. I look out my window to see the oval across the road, where about 40 otherwise sensible adults are running around a muddy field chasing an oddly shaped ball. In...
Forum: Nothingland 06-27-2013, 09:23 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
LOLs, more mild amusement from Rugby League. ...

LOLs, more mild amusement from Rugby League.

State of Origin, game two, round two.

The governing body announced a crack-down on fighting. I'm not sure any told the players (or, at least, told...
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2013, 01:59 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Mildly amusing me today is (once again) Rugby...

Mildly amusing me today is (once again) Rugby League.

There was a Big Game last night. There were fisticuffs involved.



Full story, with video of the "vigorous discussion" at...
Forum: Nothingland 05-17-2013, 07:34 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Thesaurus abuse. " ... more than 50,000 cars...

Thesaurus abuse.

" ... more than 50,000 cars enter the city daily circadian-rhythmically".
Forum: Nothingland 04-26-2013, 08:54 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Some joker in the dentistry department set the...

Some joker in the dentistry department set the students an assignment on oral / dental X-rays. It was a case study report about a woman, Megan Raye, and her son Xavier. Yes. Xavier Raye.
Saw it...
Forum: Nothingland 04-15-2013, 08:31 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Hey, Red Bull has a heck of a promotions budget,...

Hey, Red Bull has a heck of a promotions budget, you know.
Forum: Nothingland 04-12-2013, 06:32 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
The pen-is mightier than the sword.

The pen-is mightier than the sword.
Forum: Nothingland 03-01-2013, 06:10 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Sundays? what is it, e-confessional?

Sundays? what is it, e-confessional?
Forum: Nothingland 01-03-2013, 04:33 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Uhh, as in green salad?

Uhh, as in green salad?
Forum: Nothingland 11-01-2012, 08:50 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
:lol: You know, I reckon two blokes so...

:lol:

You know, I reckon two blokes so car-dependent and lazy as to treat the border fence as a drive-through ... are practically Americans already. let 'em in!
Forum: Nothingland 10-15-2012, 07:21 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs!

Fools! Two furlongs is two furlongs!
Forum: Nothingland 07-29-2012, 11:51 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Well, I just hope this Vietnamese student never...

Well, I just hope this Vietnamese student never visits the ghetto.

"Yo, Xibit, my homie!"

"Whassup, Tan Dat Ho?"
Forum: Nothingland 07-25-2012, 08:34 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
We've got to give these Chinese kids advice about...

We've got to give these Chinese kids advice about choosing an English name before they turn up.

I mean, Elvis, Caesar and even Rock are passable; Sunny, Cloudy and Happy, maybe, but Tequila? ...
Forum: Nothingland 06-21-2012, 06:50 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Q 12. If there are 150 students who are supposed...

Q 12. If there are 150 students who are supposed to sit a mathematics exam today, and three turn up without calculators, three turn up more than 30 minutes late so that they must be refused entry,...
Forum: Nothingland 06-19-2012, 06:49 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Well you see, young fellow, the reason that you...

Well you see, young fellow, the reason that you can't find your Economics exam on the seating list is because that exam is on tomorrow.
Don't go away, though. Since you're in the foundation...
Forum: Nothingland 06-18-2012, 07:49 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Drop in to see the student counsellor, she was...

Drop in to see the student counsellor, she was talking on the phone. I'd missed the start.

Yes, we've been calling you for several days.

Yes, you do have to call us if you can't attend.
...
Forum: Nothingland 06-05-2012, 04:54 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
"Note" books now serving as monitor stand. ...

"Note" books now serving as monitor stand. :lol:
Forum: Nothingland 05-29-2012, 07:53 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Two days at the new job, all is going well, but...

Two days at the new job, all is going well, but that is just background.

I was writing notes in an exercise book, so they gave me a nice hard cover note book. Lovely shiny hard cover, nice design,...
Forum: Nothingland 04-11-2012, 12:03 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
This is way beyond mild amusement, but what the...

This is way beyond mild amusement, but what the heck...

So, at this festival I just went to, the Critical Incident Team had to do a vehicle rescue. Mostly the CIT do fire safety, search for stray...
Forum: Nothingland 03-26-2012, 06:44 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Ahhhh, that one never grows old.

Ahhhh, that one never grows old.
Forum: Nothingland 03-23-2012, 08:10 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
LOL, bloody amateur. Music mixer, as in...

LOL, bloody amateur.


Music mixer, as in mixing deck, perhaps?
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