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Forum: Sports 02-04-2008, 04:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,800
Posted By alphageek31337
To put it simply: The good guys won. To put it...

To put it simply: The good guys won. To put it more accurately, at least the guys we *caught* cheating didn't win. I'm happy. Eventually another team will come along and run the table the way the...
Forum: Politics 02-04-2008, 04:36 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 8,364
Posted By alphageek31337
A Kennedy endorsement is huge. Elephants walk by...

A Kennedy endorsement is huge. Elephants walk by a Kennedy endorsement and go "Wow...that's fuckin' huge." Personally, my politics matched John Edwards the most out of the Big 3 Democrats, but I...
Forum: Philosophy 12-17-2004, 02:54 AM
Replies: 547
Views: 83,940
Posted By alphageek31337
Since this got dredged up from the dark, horrible...

Since this got dredged up from the dark, horrible recesses of the Cellar, I feel I must add my opinions. I don't necessarily buy evolution part and parcel, but I see it as a much stronger jumping...
Forum: Philosophy 11-27-2004, 02:14 AM
Replies: 41
Zen
Views: 11,905
Posted By alphageek31337
I just worked a double shift, and I'm two...

I just worked a double shift, and I'm two scotches deep into myself, so I'm going to attempt to reply to this (after translating, first):



Now, my personal understanding of Eastern thought on...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-24-2004, 07:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,925
Posted By alphageek31337
Bands that have recently blown my gourd: The...

Bands that have recently blown my gourd:

The Postal Service (synth driven emo/dream pop)
The Crabs (pleasant deconstructionalist pop-primitive)
Atom and His Package (pure rock goodness)
Richard...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-21-2004, 01:41 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,636
Posted By alphageek31337
for a second, I wasn't sure if they were fucking...

for a second, I wasn't sure if they were fucking or fighting

"Peter, not with Stewey in the room."
"It's OK, Lois. He'll just think I'm hurting you."
--Family Guy
Forum: Home Base 11-21-2004, 01:23 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,416
Posted By alphageek31337
"The Pink Inches" "The Bare Bitch Project" ...

"The Pink Inches"
"The Bare Bitch Project"
"Good Will Humping"
"A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)"
"Vaginal Treasure"
"Bridget's Jones"
"The Honey Pit"
"Fagnet"
"Turner & Cooch" (alt....
Forum: Image of the Day 11-20-2004, 01:23 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 20,962
Posted By alphageek31337
I think you're all making a major mistake in...

I think you're all making a major mistake in paradigm here. You're laboring under the assumption that any war, ever, has had an absolute good side and an absolute evil side. There are no angels in...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-16-2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 11,536
Posted By alphageek31337
My personal favorite porn-u-mentary is still Porn...

My personal favorite porn-u-mentary is still Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy...
Forum: Current Events 11-13-2004, 11:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,384
Posted By alphageek31337
I thought I made it abundantly clear, from the...

I thought I made it abundantly clear, from the beginning, that I'm full of shit and I acknowledge that the reasons are defense mechanisms for justification. To be frank, this is just something I do...
Forum: Current Events 11-12-2004, 02:50 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,384
Posted By alphageek31337
I have a hard time believing that I will end up...

I have a hard time believing that I will end up bankrupting USA Today. The reasons you stated are why I don't liberate local papers (though the only decent one, the Pittsburgh City Paper, is already...
Forum: Home Base 11-12-2004, 02:45 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 8,272
Posted By alphageek31337
The problem with field stripping a smoke is that...

The problem with field stripping a smoke is that if you have to put the butt pack into the pack, it ruins the flavor of the rest of the cigarettes. For those four of us who actually enjoy the taste...
Forum: Home Base 11-12-2004, 02:30 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,543
Posted By alphageek31337
Fair warning: if you ever let it slip here that...

Fair warning: if you ever let it slip here that you have an opinion, any opinion, on anything, someone will disagree with you (probably violently). Keep in mind that it's not a personal attack, and...
Forum: Current Events 11-12-2004, 02:23 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,384
Posted By alphageek31337
In the paraphrased words of comedian Charlie...

In the paraphrased words of comedian Charlie Viracola, I'm one fo those people who may as well already have their pants off when they walk into the airport. I look unkempt and I often dance and sing...
Forum: Philosophy 11-12-2004, 02:15 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 8,363
Posted By alphageek31337
I just want to fly. That would be endlessly...

I just want to fly. That would be endlessly cool. Sure, seeing the future and/or being a human movie reel for the past would be fun, and being able to read and/or alter peoples' thoughts is useful,...
Forum: Home Base 11-12-2004, 02:11 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,273
Posted By alphageek31337
I never noticed that wearing clothing made of two...

I never noticed that wearing clothing made of two fabrics is wrong...with the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if the damning sin for all mankind isn't war, isn't murder, isn't pride or...
Forum: The Internet 11-12-2004, 01:55 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,279
Posted By alphageek31337
GMail invites

You know the drill....rainwalker2k3@gmail.com

6 left.
Forum: Current Events 11-12-2004, 01:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,479
Posted By alphageek31337
Infallegory....ten dollar word. ...

Infallegory....ten dollar word.



Genesis 4:16-17

He either left with one of A&E's daughters, who would have been incredibly young at the time, or he picked someone up at a dive bar in Nod....
Forum: Current Events 11-12-2004, 12:56 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,384
Posted By alphageek31337
Having the dog there means that either a) it was...

Having the dog there means that either a) it was called in especially because the man was acting suspicious, or b) they were simply randomly searching vehicles that were pulled over. If the dog was...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 11-11-2004, 03:42 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 11,536
Posted By alphageek31337
Hell, let's make it a pornography best-of: ...

Hell, let's make it a pornography best-of:

http://www.sublimedirectory.com

http://www.p-bot.com (movies....yeah) (http://www.p-bot.com)
Forum: Current Events 11-10-2004, 01:37 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,581
Posted By alphageek31337
The essential difference is that prisoners of war...

The essential difference is that prisoners of war have right under international law. We simply invented a new term for them, so that, being not prisoners of war, we can do whatever the hell we want...
Forum: Current Events 11-10-2004, 01:35 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,479
Posted By alphageek31337
Also, the only thing I've been able to find in...

Also, the only thing I've been able to find in Genesis on Cain reproducing has a pretty abrupt jump:

"Cain went to the land of Nod, East of Eden. And Cain knew his wife."

No mention of other...
Forum: Current Events 11-10-2004, 12:37 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,479
Posted By alphageek31337
Because in these books, the bush is quick to...

Because in these books, the bush is quick to point out that it is the god of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, etc. Essentially, pointing out that it is the God of the Jews.

"Moses said to God, 'So I will...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-10-2004, 12:27 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,788
Posted By alphageek31337
actually, at 41000/kilo, it's only a little less...

actually, at 41000/kilo, it's only a little less expensive than its vision-inducing counterpart, which runs at a street price (around here) of about $20 for 1/8 ounce, so about 5500/kilo (with bulk...
Forum: Home Base 11-10-2004, 11:04 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 5,835,099
Posted By alphageek31337
Note from the left: Jessie Jackson really...

Note from the left: Jessie Jackson really doesn't count anymore, not even to us. You may fire away, and I can promise you that I won't be jumping to his defense, and most of us lefties would...
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