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Forum: Home Base 01-21-2008, 10:21 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 17,165
Posted By Hubris Boy
1. George Steinbrenner 2. Fidel Castro 3....

1. George Steinbrenner
2. Fidel Castro
3. Salman Rushdie
4. Britney Spears, Sean Preston Federline, Jayden James Federline (Special trifecta bet)
5. Michael Vick
6. Queen Elizabeth...
Forum: Home Base 12-05-2007, 01:48 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,363
Posted By Hubris Boy
Henriette Presburg: mother of Karl Marx. And...

Henriette Presburg: mother of Karl Marx.

And then bury the corpse in a crossroads under a new moon with a stake through its heart.

'Cause ya can't be too careful.
Forum: Nothingland 11-11-2007, 11:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,010
Posted By Hubris Boy
Stealthy

Stealthy
Forum: Home Base 11-08-2007, 12:02 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 37,165
Posted By Hubris Boy
</cloaking device> Troll? Did somebody...

</cloaking device>

Troll?

Did somebody use the t-word?

Now, don' be hatin'... there's nothing wrong with a good troll every now and then. A well-written troll can be a thing of great beauty...
Forum: Parenting 10-27-2006, 02:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 6,271
Posted By Hubris Boy
No doubt. But the failure to communicate is...

No doubt.

But the failure to communicate is a two-way street. I suggest that you get a shotgun (use a .410; a 12 gauge is a little too messy for indoor work) and politely ask Mrs. Snuggums and...
Forum: Home Base 10-27-2006, 02:13 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,690
Posted By Hubris Boy
Trolling isn't inherently bad. Trolling is just a...

Trolling isn't inherently bad. Trolling is just a tool- like nerve gas or a flamethrower. The problem isn't the tool, it's the incompetent user.

A well-written troll is a thing of rare beauty:...
Forum: Parenting 10-27-2006, 01:37 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,845
Posted By Hubris Boy
Why don't we start branding them? If the...

Why don't we start branding them?

If the American Civil Liberties for Man-Boy Love Union absolutely can't bear the thought of allowing us to execute them, or incarcerate them for life, how about...
Forum: Nothingland 10-26-2006, 05:26 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 26,974
Posted By Hubris Boy
... to relax, exhale and pull smooooothly....

... to relax, exhale and pull smooooothly. Getting all excited and jerking it rarely yields the desired results.
Forum: Nothingland 10-24-2006, 11:16 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 12,686
Posted By Hubris Boy
Ouija boards? Meh. That's kid stuff. On the...

Ouija boards? Meh. That's kid stuff.

On the other hand, some truly dreadful, terrifying things can be conjured using nothing more than a bottle of tequila and a copy of Chutes and Ladders.

I'm...
Forum: Home Base 08-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,730
Posted By Hubris Boy
Yes! This good idea! Good! Good! ...

Yes!

This good idea!

Good! Good!

Ogg make more art now.

Ogg say this poignant juxtaposition of innocent beauty encumbered by visual metaphor for sterile post-modern society.
Forum: Nothingland 03-30-2006, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1,822
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Views: 188,507
Posted By Hubris Boy
No. (And path of salvation is NOT lined with...

No.
(And path of salvation is NOT lined with whale penises, no matter what you say. Pagan wench.)

Would you stop drinking beer if it were proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be carcinogenic?
Forum: Nothingland 03-30-2006, 04:33 PM
Replies: 1,822
Q&A
Views: 188,507
Posted By Hubris Boy
No. Only the middle half. Would you consider...

No. Only the middle half.

Would you consider marrying someone outside your own religious faith?
(Assuming you have one of your own, of course.)
Forum: Relationships 03-23-2006, 11:06 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 15,888
Posted By Hubris Boy
<p>Celibacy. Without a doubt. It's not nearly as...

<p>Celibacy. Without a doubt. It's not nearly as much fun, sure, but it's a lot cheaper and a LOT less complicated.<br>
Did anybody notice that "celibate" is on the same page as "cellar" in the...
Forum: Home Base 03-22-2006, 12:23 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,039
Posted By Hubris Boy
Winston Churchill H.L. Mencken Robert E. Lee ...

Winston Churchill
H.L. Mencken
Robert E. Lee
St. Athanasius
Forum: Home Base 07-01-2004, 12:12 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 12,977
Posted By Hubris Boy
Well. After creating an original and...

Well.

After creating an original and compelling thread, one is always gratified to see a spirited response from the community for which it was intended.

Of course, only the...
Forum: Home Base 06-27-2004, 11:54 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 12,977
Posted By Hubris Boy
Well, I suppose I could do that. But then I...

Well, I suppose I could do that. But then I wouldn't be Hubris Boy. I'd be... mmmm... something unspeakable. Like Nic Name. Or something like that.

So no, I won't be going anywhere. I prefer to...
Forum: Home Base 06-26-2004, 02:23 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 12,977
Posted By Hubris Boy
Less is More

The lighting inside the secret control bunker is subdued. Shades of red and amber flash malevolently in the semidarkness. Another shift, another hundred or so breakdowns. He pauses on his way into...
Forum: Home Base 06-25-2004, 01:57 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,224
Posted By Hubris Boy
Dude. That mod_rewrite stuff is just this...

Dude.

That mod_rewrite stuff is just this side of being voodoo as far as I'm concerned.

You are, like, s00p3r-3|33t!

Signed,
&lt;VirtualHost&gt; Sissy
Forum: Current Events 05-17-2004, 05:38 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,997
Posted By Hubris Boy
Perhaps our casualty rates would decrease even...

Perhaps our casualty rates would decrease even further if we simply stop taking prisoners?
Forum: Home Base 05-15-2004, 09:35 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 8,756
Posted By Hubris Boy
I don't recall it ever being /.ed, but it's...

I don't recall it ever being /.ed, but it's definitely been Farked.
Forum: Politics 05-15-2004, 09:31 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 12,962
Posted By Hubris Boy
Just out of curiousity.... are you suggesting...

Just out of curiousity.... are you suggesting that happiness and success are rights, and that The State is obliged to provide them?

Goodness. "Heavy handed state intervention" indeed.
Forum: Politics 05-15-2004, 01:57 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 12,962
Posted By Hubris Boy
&lt;/cloaking device&gt; Gad, don't people...

&lt;/cloaking device&gt;

Gad, don't people read anymore? The Supreme Court decided this one waaaay back in 1927. As far as I know, <i>Buck v. Bell <a...
Forum: Home Base 05-15-2004, 01:13 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 8,756
Posted By Hubris Boy
I think I stumbled over one of Tony's posts on /....

I think I stumbled over one of Tony's posts on /. and ended up here.
Forum: Home Base 03-12-2004, 12:10 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,226
Posted By Hubris Boy
&lt;/cloaking device&gt; I still have the...

&lt;/cloaking device&gt;

I still have the original Photoshop .psd files of the monkeys and the typewriters... ummm... somewhere around here.

*rustle rustle rustle*

You can have 'em if you want,...
Forum: Current Events 12-18-2003, 01:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,824
Posted By Hubris Boy
Ask, and ye shall receive. So you're...

Ask, and ye shall receive.



So you're complaint is... mmmm... that the United States (country 'C' in your "example", I assume) didn't sell as many weapons to Iraq as the Soviets and the Chinese...
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