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Forum: Image of the Day 11-17-2004, 02:15 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,399
Posted By Jacque Strapp
If you have any Indian restaurants near you, they...

If you have any Indian restaurants near you, they probably have them. Or you can make them, it's pretty easy.
Forum: Image of the Day 11-16-2004, 10:28 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 21,506
Posted By Jacque Strapp
The highest figure is 194,000, 100,000 was the...

The highest figure is 194,000, 100,000 was the median. The *lowest* figure I've seen is 14,400, from www.iraqbodycount.org, which only reports verifiable deaths reported in the news. Perhaps if the...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-15-2004, 10:16 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 21,506
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Maybe once the Iraqis have their country back,...

Maybe once the Iraqis have their country back, someone will come back to that bridge and write:

"This is for the 100,000 Iraqi civilians murdered in this country over the last 2 years. Allahu...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-05-2004, 01:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 18,572
Posted By Jacque Strapp
I have read that when the kid is nursing, the...

I have read that when the kid is nursing, the mouth on the other head moves. Creepy.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-05-2004, 09:21 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 8,843
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Re: 1/2/2004: Manatee calves

It could be true! She's hot!
Forum: Image of the Day 12-15-2003, 02:58 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,551
Posted By Jacque Strapp
The kid on the right looks like he likes Baba...

The kid on the right looks like he likes Baba Twinkie. The one third from the right looks like the nature of his 'love' for Father Saddam is better left unsaid...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-17-2003, 02:29 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 5,024
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Boy, those British missionary spirits sure are...

Boy, those British missionary spirits sure are vengeful! 136 years of bad luck for a few cannibalizations seems awfully steep on the retribution scale.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-09-2003, 01:14 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,770
Posted By Jacque Strapp
As any true pimp knows, Hoe is spelled Ho, as in...

As any true pimp knows, Hoe is spelled Ho, as in 'smack my ho up and grab the booty'. Obviously Ghettopoly is not being pimped by real-life pimps!
Forum: Image of the Day 10-07-2003, 03:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,013
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Well, most of them never make it onto the boat....

Well, most of them never make it onto the boat. The fishermen haul them up the side, chop their fins off, then dump them back into the ocean to bleed to death.
Forum: Image of the Day 10-03-2003, 01:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 21,774
Posted By Jacque Strapp
It looks to me like he is coming on to the...

It looks to me like he is coming on to the picture taker. Maybe he is ready for kid #23.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-16-2003, 01:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,619
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Just to give everyone some idea of scale, the...

Just to give everyone some idea of scale, the land mass at the bottom of the pic is Haiti, the one at lower-left is the eastern half of Cuba. From the left side of the pic to the right is probably...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-15-2003, 02:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 8,452
Posted By Jacque Strapp
I would like to see a photo from 5 seconds later

When all the rest of the riot cops snap their face shields down in unison. It looks as if the one in front got it right in the face, under the visor...
Forum: Image of the Day 09-04-2003, 03:52 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 8,491
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Actually, it looks to me like he's sitting on the...

Actually, it looks to me like he's sitting on the center line of the car.

They've been advertising this thing as a boon to congested London streets, since as the carmaker says 'there's no speed...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-03-2003, 08:03 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 20,824
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Re: 7/2/2003: "Finger" of God

Hmm, it looks to me as if He is flipping us the bird. Can't blame Him, I guess...

Duh, I just realized that's what the first post was saying. I've read a lot of other interpretations of this...
Forum: Image of the Day 07-01-2003, 03:35 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 8,829
Posted By Jacque Strapp
That doesn't work, the post office will just...

That doesn't work, the post office will just throw them away. It's been tried before. The prepaid envelopes don't cover that much weight.

I usually just rip out the identifying bits on the...
Forum: Image of the Day 06-30-2003, 03:44 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 8,829
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Which were those? I happen to think their ads are...

Which were those? I happen to think their ads are pretty uninteresting, but I still shop there because their clothes are cheap, look good, and last a long time. So I patronize them in spite of their...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-09-2003, 02:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 5,129
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Maybe she was confusing el chihuahua with El...

Maybe she was confusing el chihuahua with El Chupacabra, the mexican goat-sucking monster?
Forum: Image of the Day 05-08-2003, 11:46 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 7,737
Posted By Jacque Strapp
I guess this is the kind of stuff MS comes up...

I guess this is the kind of stuff MS comes up with when they have no competitors to steal ideas from. On those unfortunate occasions when I'm forced to use a portable toilet, the LAST thing I want to...
Forum: Image of the Day 05-02-2003, 12:06 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,102
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Is there a zoomed-out version of this pic? It...

Is there a zoomed-out version of this pic? It would be nice to see the mother too, to get some idea of how big this little kid is.
Forum: Image of the Day 03-23-2003, 11:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,480
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Hm, I maybe Dubya was on a stroll through an...

Hm, I maybe Dubya was on a stroll through an armory somewhere, saw some bombs that were about to expire, and figured he may as well use them for something before the warranty expires. You know how...
Forum: Image of the Day 03-23-2003, 11:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,504
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Unless I miss my guess, that is a Microsoft Force...

Unless I miss my guess, that is a Microsoft Force Feedback joystick. So when the patients get pissed that a freaking robot is giving them their meds, and go crazy and beat it to death, the operator's...
Forum: Image of the Day 02-06-2003, 12:59 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 7,735
Posted By Jacque Strapp
With a butt like that, I don't think she'll be a...

With a butt like that, I don't think she'll be a virgin much longer. What's this about a fence?

I think you're supposed to be seeing a profile view of the Virgin Mary with her customary hood on...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-27-2003, 08:42 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 5,236
Posted By Jacque Strapp
Anyone know what they did with the elephant? None...

Anyone know what they did with the elephant? None of the news items I dug up said anything about it. I imagine they didn't give him an award for innovative trainer-twirling.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-10-2003, 12:57 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,718
Posted By Jacque Strapp
I once saw a thermal image of an arctic fox...

I once saw a thermal image of an arctic fox resting on an ice sheet. The entire image was blue (ambient temp) except for the fox's eyes, nose, and mouth. The rest of his body was not radiating *any*...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-02-2003, 09:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,598
Posted By Jacque Strapp
I would imagine that the reason it takes longer...

I would imagine that the reason it takes longer than you'd think for the trip is that the train can't accelerate and decelerate (sp?) instantly, it has to do it gradually or risk injuring or killing...
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