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Forum: Current Events 01-14-2004, 12:17 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,242
Posted By ThisOleMiss
If that's the case, then I'll never be allowed on...

If that's the case, then I'll never be allowed on a plane again. We live on a farm. We buy lots of interesting stuff. LIke amonia nitrate, and lots of bleach (to clean the milking parlor) and...
Forum: Home Base 01-14-2004, 12:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,617
Posted By ThisOleMiss
What I can't understand is why people who thing...

What I can't understand is why people who thing Dubya is unattractive think Bill Clinton is the hottest thing going. The man looks like WC Fields on a bad day and has what can only be described as a...
Forum: Home Base 01-13-2004, 11:44 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 13,551
Posted By ThisOleMiss
don't wear a watch, and I defy any of your...

don't wear a watch, and I defy any of your average barflies to judge my income from my sandals.

Ha! I can tell a pair of wally world specials from Sideouts in about about 2 seconds. Trust me,...
Forum: Home Base 12-29-2003, 03:04 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,789
Posted By ThisOleMiss
New Year's parades are for amatures. If you want...

New Year's parades are for amatures. If you want a real parade, head for Mardi Gras!!:beer: :blunt: :band:
Forum: Home Base 12-29-2003, 03:01 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,087
Posted By ThisOleMiss
No, I do not work for the State. I work for an...

No, I do not work for the State. I work for an answering service, one of the few left with actual human operators. But for arguments sake, why should being a state worker be a handicap, I mean...
Forum: Home Base 12-29-2003, 02:55 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,087
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Smile when you say that. Remember what the late...

Smile when you say that. Remember what the late great Sam Kinnasan always said.

"Women got half the money and all the pussy, and with all the pussy, they can get the rest of the money."
Forum: Image of the Day 12-29-2003, 02:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 13,915
Posted By ThisOleMiss
My sweet little Sadie-baby was a Wolfweiler. Her...

My sweet little Sadie-baby was a Wolfweiler. Her mother was a wolf/malamute hybrid and her dad was the rotweiler next door who jumped the fence. She was the sweetest animal imaginable, but if my...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-29-2003, 02:30 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,387
Posted By ThisOleMiss
I am so not impressed. My husband can't even...

I am so not impressed. My husband can't even wear speedo's as a certain part of his anatomy can't be contained in those mini-briefs. Of coure, they're probably using the excuse it was cold.....
Forum: Home Base 12-29-2003, 02:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,087
Posted By ThisOleMiss
It's Sunday and I'm Bored

Anyone for an argument?
Forum: Home Base 12-17-2003, 11:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,617
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Dubya's starting to look real good

Opinions please.

I say George W. Bush is starting to look really hot. I mean, the man is plain damn sexy. Not to mention that interesting 'bulge' in that flight suit he was wearing. I mean, if...
Forum: Home Base 12-17-2003, 10:57 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,337
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Once, in a former life, I was a help desk...

Once, in a former life, I was a help desk technician for a computer company that shall remain nameless but packs their products in a cow print box. I get this call. Woman says she has spyware in...
Forum: Current Events 12-17-2003, 10:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,079
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Dubya may not be the most articulate president we...

Dubya may not be the most articulate president we ever had, but he gets the job done.

That and he's starting to look really hot. :yum: :yum: :yum:
Forum: Current Events 12-17-2003, 10:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,549
Posted By ThisOleMiss
OHMYGOD!!! I think Esplode may be a...

OHMYGOD!!! I think Esplode may be a lawyer!!:eek: :eek:
Forum: Current Events 12-17-2003, 10:34 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,208
Posted By ThisOleMiss
I'm hoping one day someone lifts up a big rock...

I'm hoping one day someone lifts up a big rock and finds his flattened corpse.

However, on the off chance he is captured alive, I suggest the following punishment.

1: Lard enama. Then sew...
Forum: Home Base 12-14-2003, 12:08 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,852
Posted By ThisOleMiss
OHMYGOD! Is that human? Can you imagine the...

OHMYGOD! Is that human? Can you imagine the conversation?

Him: I need sumthin' to show my undying love and respect to that great man, Dale Ernheart, god rest his soul.

Her: Well just bless...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2003, 11:47 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 12,925
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Uh, since when did the ICC, the World Court, the...

Uh, since when did the ICC, the World Court, the UN or any other international institution mean jack shit to America? Do they realize that damn near all their funding and what little power they have...
Forum: Current Events 12-14-2003, 11:35 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 12,925
Posted By ThisOleMiss
one down

One down, one to go!! Bet the 4th ID won't have any trouble getting laid when they get back!!!!

Yeah, we got the bastard, now what do we do to him. The one quote I heard today that I liked came...
Forum: Home Base 12-10-2003, 11:32 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 6,173
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Multiple births? What a nightmare. If I woke up...

Multiple births? What a nightmare. If I woke up and found out I'd just delivered a litter I'd run away.

There's a reson some people shouldn't be parents. Wonder if the fertility clinics ever...
Forum: Home Base 12-10-2003, 11:21 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,852
Posted By ThisOleMiss
NASCAR

Nascar, entertainment suitable for mutants and farm animals. Oh, wait, if I subject my goats to that crap, I'd get curdled milk for for a month. And get boycotted by PETA.:flipbird: No matter how...
Forum: Current Events 11-20-2003, 08:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,458
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Agreeing with be-bop. The mere accusation should...

Agreeing with be-bop. The mere accusation should be enough for any parent to keep that freak from within 100 yards of their kids.

Question: Wonder if they let him keep his surgical mask in...
Forum: Current Events 11-18-2003, 07:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,134
Posted By ThisOleMiss
I need a grant! I think my goats are stressing! ...

I need a grant! I think my goats are stressing! Where do I sign up?
Forum: Current Events 11-18-2003, 07:50 PM
Replies: 377
Poll: Gay Marriage
Views: 27,034
Posted By ThisOleMiss
I say let 'em get married. The reason: when a...

I say let 'em get married. The reason: when a 'gay' relationship ends, unless one is older and wealthy and the the other young and greedy, there isn't a nasty court battle over who gets the silver...
Forum: Home Base 11-18-2003, 07:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,515
Posted By ThisOleMiss
To Lumberjim and the rest: I have no idea...

To Lumberjim and the rest:

I have no idea what I did to the boy, unless it was insist he go to school, stay out of trouble, do his homework, keep his room clean, and not buy him a lexus when he...
Forum: Home Base 11-17-2003, 10:46 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,515
Posted By ThisOleMiss
My Son the Idiot

Ok here's the story, my son meets this girl, either over the internet or at a sci-fi convention, and since he's rather evasive about how, I'm not sure which it is. Next thing we know she's sending...
Forum: Home Base 11-17-2003, 10:13 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,338
Posted By ThisOleMiss
Talking From the home of my favorite writer, William...

From the home of my favorite writer, William Faulkner, and the best damn football team in America. GO REBELS!! Damn that little Eli Manning is a hottie!
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