Thread: I don't like it
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Old 06-04-2020, 11:08 AM   #4
Weaponized Funk
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Arizona
Posts: 446
I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.

I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer."

I don't.
Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.
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