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Old 12-11-2007, 10:46 AM   #1
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December 11, 2007: Blonds

From Neatorama. Blonds in Europe.

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Old 12-11-2007, 11:36 AM   #2
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So in Northern Poland there are many Polish blonds.

Doesn't this enter some sort of old joke time-space continuum thing? Like the cat with buttered toast on its back?

Q: How can you tell if a Polish blond has been sitting at your computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen, but not real white-out, it's white paint.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:40 AM   #3
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I am polish and there are more than a few blonds in my family.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:42 AM   #4
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I didn't expect the one beige area in the British Isles.

Do they have one for redheads??
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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And I can tell you that most Swedes are NOT naturally blonde. Peroxide sales in Scandinavia must be through the roof to keep up the fiction.

The other thing I've noticed is that they LIE about it constantly. You compliment a friend on her highlights and she tells you it's natural! And people with 2" of obvious regrowth try and tell you that their blonde is natural as well. Spare me!
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:01 PM   #6
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I didn't expect the one beige area in the British Isles.
When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:34 PM   #7
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I think we now know where the hole in the Ozone layer is.
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:54 PM   #8
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When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!
I didn't expect them to be able to pillage a 7-11.


Oh wait, you weren't talking about the NFL Vikings now were you??
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:51 PM   #9
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isn't it funny how there's more blondes in the HEEL of Italy's boot than anywhere else in Italy? you'd think the Italian blones would be in the north.
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:59 PM   #10
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It would be interesting to see the stats for here in Australia. We have a huge nation of blonde heads roaming around, including myself.
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:18 PM   #11
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:00 PM   #12
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Hi ya , I'm itching to get back to Thailand to be with the elephants again. I'm hoping Santa will be nice this year and give me a trip. The only problem being I've got a one year old to tow along.
There's not many blonde heads over there, I stand out in a crowd.
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Old 12-11-2007, 10:22 PM   #13
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Aw, you stand out in any crowd, beautiful.
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Old 12-11-2007, 10:24 PM   #14
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aw, thanks darls.
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:35 PM   #15
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When the Vikings came to rape and pillage, you didn't expect them to stick to pillaging...!
well, the Vikings did mostly come to pillage in Britain. the reason there are so many blondes in Britain now is because Britain opened up its doors to new members of the EU. Now there is nothing wrong with allowing other people free access to your country, but I think there is something racist in allowing blondes from Eastern Europe to migrate into your country while ignoring your former colonies. I mean, how is it that people from Commonwealth countries who speak English and are familiar with British insitutions like Parliament , and whose countries have given a lot to Britain for over 200 years are passed over in favour of newcomers to the European Union, some of whom don't even know the meaning of Hello and whose countries historically have had little ties with Britain?

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