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Old 12-06-2010, 01:13 PM   #1
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Who is your favorite ox or moron?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=24052&page=3

My favorite ox would have to Babe, that blue one.

Who is your favorite ox? If you don't have a favorite ox, you can list your favorite moron.
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:57 PM   #2
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My favorite ox is the one being gored upon which it would all depend on whose.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:52 AM   #3
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My favorite ox is the Chinese Year of the Ox, particularly the Metal Ox, as that is my birth year.
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Old 12-07-2010, 04:27 AM   #4
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My favorites are the olly olly oxen 'cause they're free.
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Old 12-07-2010, 03:07 PM   #5
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Old 12-07-2010, 03:15 PM   #6
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Rush Limbaugh (moron): favorite ox = oxycontin.
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Old 12-07-2010, 04:14 PM   #7
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I'll take the musk ox. And for a moron, I'll have the Jim Carrey, please.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:40 AM   #8
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And then
something went BUMP!
How that bump made us jump!

We looked!
Then we saw him step in on the socks!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Ox in the Box!
And he said to us,
"Why do you sit there like cocks?"
"I know it is wet
And the morons are boring.
But we can have
Lots of good mores that are ronic!"

"I know some good games we could play,"
Said the ox.
"I know some new Box,"
Said the Ox in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
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Will not mind at all if I do."
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:06 AM   #9
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:22 AM   #10
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Pass the gravy, I need moron my ox
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:30 AM   #11
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You are seriously too brilliant!

I can't keep up with either of you.

Besides, I qualify as both ox and moron, so I'm all up in this thread.
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:38 AM   #12
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You are seriously too brilliant!

I can't keep up with either of you.

Besides, I qualify as both ox and moron, so I'm all up in this thread.
Yebbut I read that you can solder like a mf-er
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:40 AM   #13
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:54 AM   #14
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Yeah, she can wear cammo and wave guns as good as any moran.
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:55 AM   #15
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