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Old 03-24-2009, 11:57 AM   #16
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What's up?

We already have a healthy amount of comments and no one has connected this alligators free health care to the current socialist government? Must still be waiting for the talking points to be delivered...

Anyhoo, cool story Mr Bruce.
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:17 PM   #17
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You hit the nail right on the head.
I've been wanting to nail a nice big croc head.
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:21 PM   #18
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I bet it hurts like a mofo...
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:27 PM   #19
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..."screw that!"
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:54 PM   #20
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Yeah, he is definitely screwed.
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:41 PM   #21
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So that's why my new boots are on backorder.
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Old 03-24-2009, 04:34 PM   #22
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Do all crocs turn a puke green color when they have a limp snout?

Glad to see the doc's pre-drilling those holes at least!!
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:27 PM   #23
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:29 PM   #24
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Ya know if that would have been a homeless person they probably wouldn't even have been taken to a hospital.
that's OK, 'cause you could just load them up in their EDAR gurneys and give 'em a shove in the right direction
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:07 PM   #25
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There I t'was a baitin my hook down by yonder pond when I sees what looks like an old dressah with shiny new hinges on it, in the shallows. But then it grabbed ol'yeller and drug him in tah the deep. I ain't never seen no dressah move so gawl darn fast!
Yer killin' me, Spuck!!!
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:08 PM   #26
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Ok, so I am enjoying the puns guys, but an honest question: Why wait THREE MONTHS before deciding to do something???

Would enjoy a nice new bag though...
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Old 03-25-2009, 03:50 PM   #27
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We already have a healthy amount of comments and no one has connected this alligators free health care to the current socialist government? Must still be waiting for the talking points to be delivered...

Anyhoo, cool story Mr Bruce.
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Ok, so I am enjoying the puns guys, but an honest question: Why wait THREE MONTHS before deciding to do something???

Would enjoy a nice new bag though...

National Health Service -downside of the free care
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:42 PM   #28
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Poor fella. That head would look great on my mantle.
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:57 PM   #29
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I remember a joke Buddy Hackett told about two fags fucking a dead alligator on the bus. Well... almost remember.
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:32 PM   #30
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Robo-cock





why the hell did that take so long? do I have to make ALL the cock jokes in here?!
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