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Old 10-12-2004, 06:55 PM   #226
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Ear wax candy.

Why buy kids something they already enjoy naturally? Man needs to stop interfering with nature.
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Old 10-12-2004, 07:38 PM   #227
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Bruce,
Where the hell do you find all these images? Beating 2 trees is tops.
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:00 PM   #228
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I do it all for YOU! The web awaits to curious.
Well, much obliged.
Umm, I hope those candies aren't real, are they?
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #229
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xoxoxobruce has the best stuff.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 10-13-2004, 09:41 PM   #230
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I totally have to get some of that Ear Wax Candy for my friend's children.

It should really gross out their grandparents.

A lot.
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:41 PM   #231
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I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
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Old 10-13-2004, 11:32 PM   #232
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Back in the day, 'fireball' candy is what made our parents shudder. Now days it seems the grosser the candy the more kids like it. When I saw this ear wax candy I thought, what could be worse than that? Did a little googling and found these gems but I still think the ear wax takes the cake for grossness!
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:25 AM   #233
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Toothache candy....that's so great, on so many levels...I think it wins because eating too much candy doesn't actually cause ear wax
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:47 AM   #234
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I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
Well it says on the box 'No Salt Added'...
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:32 AM   #235
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Umm, why does it say "Stupid Nail Salon" on the nail of the thumb in the toothache candy picture?
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:34 PM   #236
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I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!

AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
óJames Barrie


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Old 10-14-2004, 07:35 PM   #237
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Old 10-14-2004, 09:35 PM   #238
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What LJ has really been doing.
No fair, Bruce. I think I ruptured something over that one.
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Old 10-14-2004, 10:49 PM   #239
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I can hear Jinx now " Ok Jim , show me how many fingers you have left today !!!!"
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Old 10-14-2004, 11:00 PM   #240
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boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!

AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!
So, would this be a *popular* candy, then? If so, with whom, and do you think they'd value freshness in their snacks?
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