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Old 09-29-2015, 09:02 PM   #61
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I have a full face convertible that is 3x. I usually get by with 2x. Try Revzilla. Decent prices, superior shipping and servics.
That's what I was looking for. Thanks!

How was the trip?
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:03 PM   #62
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Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?
You *have* been on The Cellar before, right?
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:05 PM   #63
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Here is what I know:

1.) More than one partner (in the politest of honest-sharing contexts) has admitted that I am, at the very least, the largest they have been with. And I have been with the same person since I was 19, so it's not like this is a post-baby development (and mine didn't come out that direction anyway.)

2.) The sex toys that I find ideal are what the internet refers to as "super extra large." Regular ones are... meh.

3.) Tampons fall out of me. Not right away, but you're supposed to have to pull those fuckers out, not shove them back in repeatedly. I just recently discovered extra large ones online--not extra absorbent, mind you, just a little wider than normal. They are not directly advertised precisely as such, but the discreetly-worded positive reviews did not lead me astray.

I gotta say that this is pretty frigging honest. And yes...there *is* a huge difference in the capacity of various females anatomy. I've been with women who could have easily started a vaginal spelunking business, all the way to women for whom I thought I was going to need to find something conical to even get started.
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:09 PM   #64
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I haven't asked a man his size since I was a teenager.
The only answer I ever gave to that question was "Well, you could just check it out for yourself. After all, we're both here right now, and clearly, we are both thinking about that."
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:11 PM   #65
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Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.
Yes...and by *me*. That's why it's important.
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Old 12-16-2015, 04:55 PM   #66
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In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.
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Old 12-16-2015, 05:03 PM   #67
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That's right, I forgot the giant cooter discussion was here. Once we successfully got your head size, there was no reason not to let it drift.
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Old 12-16-2015, 05:54 PM   #68
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In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.
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Old 12-16-2015, 08:10 PM   #69
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Tricksy Hobbites.
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Old 12-17-2015, 03:59 AM   #70
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Ha. I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was.
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