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Old 02-17-2007, 11:04 AM   #1
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Celebrity Won't Bang List

Since there is a "Celebrity Bang List" and a "Virtual Celebrity Bang List", I wanted to see a "Celebrity Won't Bang List".

These are people that others find attractive, but you wouldn't bang, even if given the chance.

Who in your top 5?

1. Paris Hilton
2. Nicole Ritchie

These two bags o' antlers never were, aren't, and never will be.

3. Patricia Heaton
4. Britney Spears
5. Mariah Carey

Honorable Mention - Either of the Olson Twins.
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:07 AM   #2
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie *are* my top five won't bangs. All of 'em.
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:28 AM   #3
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I don't think I need.... or will ever need, a list.
Anyone I wrote down, that is (in)famous enough for you to know who I'm talking about, is so far out of my league I couldn't pick them up on cable.
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:39 AM   #4
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Honorable Mention - Either of the Olson Twins.
Or both at once!
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:00 PM   #5
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List of women I won't bang...

There's about 3 billion of 'em! hahaha
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:03 PM   #6
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Merlin Olsen?
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Old 02-17-2007, 03:30 PM   #7
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Saw the title of this thread and instantly thought of Paris Hilton.
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Old 02-17-2007, 05:25 PM   #8
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The Hoff!!
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Old 02-17-2007, 07:13 PM   #9
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Justin Timberlake is an obvious choice, I think.

I have to throw Toby Keith in there, too. Not only does he seem like a raging a-hole, but he looks like he's smelly.
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Old 02-17-2007, 07:33 PM   #10
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Paris... not with your dick.
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Old 02-17-2007, 07:38 PM   #11
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Pamela Anderson anyone? it's not if you'll catch something, but what.....
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:31 PM   #12
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I saw a photo of Ms. Anderson without her makeup once. Yikes! Although she might have been hung over, too, so maybe I shouldn't be so harsh.
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:40 PM   #13
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Also, her taste in men lead me to think that she may have bacteria from... well... I'll leave that for your imagination.
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Old 02-17-2007, 10:01 PM   #14
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Well, Pammy does have the Hep-C...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 02-17-2007, 10:02 PM   #15
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Saw the title of this thread and instantly thought of Paris Hilton.
Then I have done my job.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
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