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Old 02-17-2007, 10:09 PM   #16
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Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week.
Kelly Preston, but I'd be scared I'd be kidnapped and brought to her temple.

I'd give it to Demi Moore, but I'd be too scared that at the last second, Ashton would jump out of the armoire and yell "PUNK'D!!!"
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Old 02-17-2007, 10:11 PM   #17
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:54 PM   #18
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Also, her taste in men lead me to think that she may have bacteria from... well... I'll leave that for your imagination.
Uh, yeah--Tommy Lee Jones and Kid Rock are truly 'Won't Bang' worthy.
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:05 PM   #19
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:41 PM   #20
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Pam Anderson was instant thought, too. Hep-C is just what she has ADMITTED to having. Anna Nicole was #2, until last week.
Does this mean that, now that Anna is dead, you WOULD bang her?


Ewwww!!!!!
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:55 PM   #21
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Does this mean that, now that Anna is dead, you WOULD bang her?


Ewwww!!!!!
I certainly find her more attractive dead...

...although duct tape over the gob would have had the same effect for less expense
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:57 PM   #22
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:03 AM   #23
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Money cannot protect you from headlice.
But at least the dents on the sides of her skull make a good mark for where the electrodes go.

I get the feeling that she is on the road to a complete breakdown.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:56 AM   #24
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Demi Moore did that and look at what a big star she is n..... Uh, nevermind.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:39 AM   #25
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True; but, it might get Britney a gig on SNL ripping up pictures of the Pope.
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:44 AM   #26
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I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.
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Old 02-19-2007, 11:07 AM   #27
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I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.
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Old 02-19-2007, 11:35 AM   #28
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:38 PM   #29
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:52 PM   #30
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Uh, yeah--Tommy Lee Jones and Kid Rock are truly 'Won't Bang' worthy.
I mean Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee Jones is cool, and not gross.
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