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Old 02-22-2007, 03:16 AM   #46
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Another one for No Paris Hilton -- nor for Anna Nicole when she was still, ah, available.

Not-smart is not-sexy.
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:07 AM   #47
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Stoned is not sexy either. Footage of A.N.S. surfaced on the news today, featuring A.N.S. on 'shrooms and getting a perfectly awful clown-face made up on her.

Just one more trainwreck tape from the trainwreck tape specialist.

Enough already. Howard K. Stern should be disbarred for blatant ethics violations.
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:11 AM   #48
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Francisco Franco told me she's still dead.
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:53 AM   #49
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Jennifer Anniston or either of her roomates from Friends.

Any of the women from Sex and the City although I had to pause for a second about the one with the black hair. The one with the red hair - yikes - I'd sooner take a vow of celibacy.

Eva Longoria. Something ain't right about her but I can't put my finger on it.
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:07 PM   #50
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Sarah Jessica Parker. What a horse-faced twat.

Courtney Cox. Anyone willing to screw David Arquette really needs to re-access their life. Granted, he is a former WCW Heavyweight Champion (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!), but still...
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Old 03-09-2007, 07:26 PM   #51
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Old 03-09-2007, 08:03 PM   #52
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I'm assuming this is a celebrity who others like but I don't thread...

In that case, I wouldn't fuck Pam Anderson, Brittany Spears, Jennifer Lopez, The Olsen Twins, or Paris Hilton with someone else's dick.
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Old 03-10-2007, 10:36 AM   #53
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The one with the red hair - yikes - I'd sooner take a vow of celibacy.
Send her on over to my place . . . .
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Old 03-10-2007, 10:44 AM   #54
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Yo, sloppy seconds here.
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Old 03-10-2007, 11:14 AM   #55
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Isn't the actual actress a lesbian?
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Old 03-10-2007, 11:18 AM   #56
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Yo, sloppy seconds here.
Not a bit ... Beestie wasn't going to do anything with her.
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:31 AM   #57
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No, I meant me, I'm in. I mean I would be in. I mean like to be in. Got a snowball's chance in hell of being in.
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:02 AM   #58
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Jack Nicholson. He's a fantastic actor but....yukkkkkkkkk
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:57 PM   #59
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Nick Nolte
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:57 PM   #60
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I'm assuming this is a celebrity who others like but I don't thread...
You assume correctly.

BTW, I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with Undertoad's dick with Lumberjim pushing....
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