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Old 03-14-2007, 07:48 PM   #61
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You couldn't fuck Paris Hilton with my dick, because in the presence of Paris Hilton my dick would experience shrinkage. For its own self-protection if nothing else.
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Old 03-14-2007, 07:52 PM   #62
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You assume correctly.

BTW, I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with Undertoad's dick with Lumberjim pushing....
dude. keep me out of your 4some fantasies. bleh
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:23 PM   #63
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You assume correctly.

BTW, I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with Undertoad's dick with Lumberjim pushing....
Good, than we won't have to go through the formality of mentioning Estelle Harris, Edie McClurg, Bea Arthur, Abe Vigoda, Ernest Borgnine, etc....
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:52 PM   #64
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dude. keep me out of your 4some fantasies. bleh
Well at least he wasn't using your dick . . . .
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:57 PM   #65
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yeah...but ...still.
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:16 AM   #66
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Aww, c'mon....

You know you like it.
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:24 AM   #67
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Me, I'm just imagining Crimson directing the entire dance with a bullhorn and a conductors' baton...
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:37 AM   #68
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Eric von Stroheim, eat your heart out.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:08 PM   #69
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Definitely would not do:
Adam Sandler
Patrick Dempsey
Ringo Starr
John Goodman
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:32 PM   #70
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Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
Anyone starring in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, with the possible exception of Viggo Mortensen
All members of Kiss, including that Fox guy
Denis Leary (not that I don't find him attractive, but I think that our joint level of acerbic wit, if expressed in the same space, would set the atmosphere on fire)
I'm kind of on the fence about George Clooney, leaning heavily towards no.
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Old 03-19-2007, 12:59 AM   #71
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Eric von Stroheim, eat your heart out.
"Mr. DeMille -- I'm ready for my... oh god."
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:16 AM   #72
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no go for:

MJ
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boy george
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