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Old 04-02-2010, 10:37 AM   #16
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We talked about it a long time ago! Heck yeah. I'm familiar with the Great White North. I live rather in between that area and Date-uhn.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:46 AM   #17
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So much for the surprise aspect.
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:38 AM   #18
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We talked about it a long time ago! Heck yeah. I'm familiar with the Great White North. I live rather in between that area and Date-uhn.
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:18 PM   #19
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THE WORLD'S STRANGEST LAWS
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24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

I don't know about that, but Members of Parliament never die within the Palace of Westminster even if they expire in a blaze of spontaneous combustion. They always die 'in the ambulance on the way to hospital'. From memory, if they do depart this mortal vale of tears within the bounds of the Palace it sparks off an incredibly complex inquest procedure. In other words, there's too much paper work involved.
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:27 PM   #20
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there's too much paper work involved.
... because its illegal .
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:32 PM   #21
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... because its illegal .
You may well have a point there!
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:43 PM   #22
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:46 PM   #23
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I don't know about that, but Members of Parliament never die within the Palace of Westminster even if they expire in a blaze of spontaneous combustion. They always die 'in the ambulance on the way to hospital'. From memory, if they do depart this mortal vale of tears within the bounds of the Palace it sparks off an incredibly complex inquest procedure. In other words, there's too much paper work involved.
Just like Disneyland/Disneyworld. If you die on a ride, the report read that you died in the ambulance. Then it's all "Hose it off and crank it up."

Business as usual in the "Happyest Place On Earth".

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