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Old 10-26-2007, 01:15 AM   #1
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Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest

I've said it for years, and now it has been proven...

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Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest


October 25, 2007 - 10:06AM


Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.
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Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
''How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?'' the magazine said.
In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ''openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.''
On the small screen, Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ''with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull'', was fourth,
Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5.
''Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs.
"Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of ... pudge.''



http://www.theage.com.au/news/people...941197370.html
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:18 AM   #2
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My husband agrees that she's unsexy.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:24 AM   #3
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My husband agrees that she's unsexy.
C'mon, Ali. Men are a bit slow, but when your wife shows you a picture and says "Do you think she's sexy?", we know the answer to that one without looking. We just pretend to look to make you believe us.
And no, you never look fat. Ever. I swear.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:32 AM   #4
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I know I look fat. lol

I've never asked him if he thinks she's sexy. I watch 'sex and the city' on foxtel sometimes and he always says, 'she looks like a horse' without any prompting from me.

btw, Samantha rocks!
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:37 AM   #5
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Ohhhh, I always said she had a horses head and got pff'ed at by men.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:39 AM   #6
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well there you go Ducksy. I guess you and my hubby see things in a similar light in some ways.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:40 AM   #7
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I have to say, she looked a million times better during the last season of sex when she had her hair short and curly. It really suited her face shape much better.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:58 AM   #8
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Shes got horse teeth and a bumpy nose

I mean, seeing as how I am perfect and shit...I feel the need to point out these flaws :p
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:01 AM   #9
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well you do have a great arse...and nice boobies. And you have a beautiful face. Very classically beautiful.
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:12 AM   #10
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awwww, shucks, now youre just trying to get into my pants

Thanks though, but I have never thought of myself as classically beautiful.
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:14 AM   #11
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Well it's fairly usual for others to see you differently than you see yourself. I'm sure others see different things too. I doubt anyone would disagree that you're an attractive woman though.

No thanks needed, although much appreciated.
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:01 AM   #12
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:04 AM   #13
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So, are we saying that the giant Pikachu is sexier than SJP???
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:06 AM   #14
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Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted Maxim's unsexiest woman.

It's one thing for us to talk on a board about the world's unsexiest woman, but why is Maxim devoting ink to this? It's just mean.
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:40 AM   #15
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i have to agree glatt. thumbs down to maxim on the cruelness factor.
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