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Old 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM   #16
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So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:04 AM   #17
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It's one thing for us to talk on a board about the world's unsexiest woman, but why is Maxim devoting ink to this? It's just mean.
Absolutely. Think of all the other unsexy women who will be jealous.

"I'm way unsexier than her ... she was just lucky and got famous, bitch....I deserve that ... its all political muttermuttermutter"
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:06 AM   #18
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Has Maxim ever been known for being about inner beauty anyway?
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:11 AM   #19
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Good point.

But imagine if you are any one of these women, and you hear about this. (You WILL hear about it.) Even if you don't value Maxim, it's not going to make you feel better about yourself.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:14 AM   #20
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Oh, it would make me feel bad, for sure. It's mean, yes, but not out of character for the publication.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:42 AM   #21
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So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)
No, but the sorta "aww-shucks" hot one that was with the fat Baldwin brother for awhile did once. That was worth half a chub.

As for the unsexiest woman title, I think this is a case of Maxim pointing out which women are the unsexiest out of the group of celebrities who are still qualified as sexy for one reason or another. I mean it has to be, because as far as I know, Janet Reno, Rosie O, and the island nation of Haiti are all still in existance.
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:59 AM   #22
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Once again, I am perplexed by the fact that Uma Thurman somehow failed to make the cut.
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:02 PM   #23
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have any of you taken a look at Jenna Jameson lately? holy mother of god and all that is unholy shitballs. she's starting to resemble joan rivers. she looks alienesque.

this, ladies and gentleman, is the definition of rode hard and put away wet...

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Old 10-26-2007, 01:22 PM   #24
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Maybe I'm weird but I think Uma is beeeyoooteeeful!
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:41 PM   #25
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Honestly though, who cares what Maxim thinks? This is the publication that ranked Lindsay Lohan above the incomparable Jessica Alba in their Top 100. I wouldn't fuck Lindsay Lohan with Bea Arthur's dick.

Ok, actually, I would. But only out of spite.
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:19 PM   #26
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You just want to get your hands on Bea's equipment.
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:39 PM   #27
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Now, Steve, how would you know about Bea's three piece unit?

I always said that SJP was a horseface.
I'm just surprised that Maxim would publish it.
Then again, if she ends an Oscar winner, they'll be kissing her ass.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:09 PM   #28
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I never said anything about pieces.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:27 PM   #29
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I guess I'm weird, but I think SJP is pretty fuckin' hot.
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:12 AM   #30
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I still remember what happened to Jennifer Grey. She was cute in Dirty Dancing. The next time I saw her was playing herself in a sitcom in 2000. I didn't recognize her at first, since I didn't know who the cast was when I tuned in. It looked like some surgeon had taken her flaws and airbrushed them away. She was attractive, in a whitebread-same-as-thousands-of-other-starlets kind of way.

Here is an explanation.

If you have to choose between bland and beautiful, and unique and pretty, I would recommend the latter.

Oh, and by the way, the website also has Angelina Jolie before-and-after nose job pictures. I would like to go on the record as stating that I would have taken Miss Jolie in even without the nose job. Aren't I the gentleman?:p
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