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Old 10-31-2007, 12:00 AM   #1
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Man In N.J. Charged With Having Sex With A Corpse

Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse

TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.

Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue, police said. The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.

Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000.

Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility.

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2C:22-1 Disturbing, desecrating human remains; offenses.

1. a. A person commits a crime of the second degree if he:

(1)Unlawfully disturbs, moves or conceals human remains;

(2)Unlawfully desecrates, damages or destroys human remains; or

(3)Commits an act of sexual penetration or sexual contact, as defined in N.J.S.2C:14-1, upon human remains.


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He'll have to register as a sex offender.
The police will have to go door to door in his neighborhood and inform people about him.

The lawsuit from the victims family will be astronomical.

Holy Name is only 10 minutes from my house.

What, in his life, brought him to this?
What thought in his head was "I'm gonna go fuck a corpse"?

Halloween and New Jersey.
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:09 AM   #2
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What, in his life, brought him to this?
What thought in his head was "I'm gonna go fuck a corpse"?
It was Halloween! Maybe he thought it was just a really good costume.

(note, a 92 year old person's corpse. Just that tiny extra bit of weirdness on top of everything else. eeeiiiuwwwww).
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:15 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:22 AM   #4
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He'll have to register as a sex offender.
Well at least you don't have to worry about him moving in next door unless you're dead.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:12 AM   #5
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i had a friend who owned a mortuary for many years. he said it was really really hard to find competent employees who didn't screw the corpses. when he got drunk the stories he would tell of what he catch on his security cams... ewwww.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:17 AM   #6
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that is just so wrong, on so many levels
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:17 AM   #7
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Should it be "having sex to a corpse", as the corpse had no real say in the matter?

Excuse me while I throw up.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:29 AM   #8
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:00 AM   #9
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Was she at least still warm?!!!
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:03 AM   #10
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Holy Name is only 10 minutes from my house.
Where in NJ are you? I'm from Clifton. My family is still there. I visit usually once a year.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:48 AM   #11
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no one is picking up on the fact that ...not only was it a dead body...it was a 92 year old dead body.

i mean ...if your gonna fuck a corpse....wouldnt you go for a young one?

it sounds like a college hazing stunt. or some kind of a dare.

or.....hey...when was the last time spexx posted....he's from joisey.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:18 PM   #12
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Chances are that young corpses died of injury or disease.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:29 PM   #13
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yeah, that would be all kinds of effed up, having sex with a corpse that died of injury or disease...
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:31 PM   #14
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i had a friend who owned a mortuary for many years. he said it was really really hard to find competent employees who didn't screw the corpses. when he got drunk the stories he would tell of what he catch on his security cams... ewwww.

Well oooookay. That's news to me!
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:33 PM   #15
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