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Old 08-19-2011, 04:25 PM   #1
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The Burger King is Dead!

Thank God.

Burger King is finally getting rid of that creepy mascot of theirs. Those commercials started to get kind of psycho.
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:30 PM   #2
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At least the King just fucks with stoned people, not like he's a pedophile in a clown suit or anything.
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:45 PM   #3
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That's not blood, it's ketchup...
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:05 PM   #4
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I mentioned it elsewhere. Search it.

Ronald McDonald has been haunting my dreams. He just stands there, all shiny and smiley. Waving at me. Or is he? Freaking fuck.
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Old 08-20-2011, 12:04 AM   #5
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At least the King just fucks with stoned people, not like he's a pedophile in a clown suit or anything.

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Old 08-20-2011, 07:41 AM   #6
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Checkmate!
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:59 AM   #7
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how could anyone look at JWG as clown and NOT know he was a serial killer??
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:14 AM   #8
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how could anyone look at JWG as clown and NOT know he was a serial killer??
At this point I would probably make a tasteless Ronald McDonald (TM)(SM) (BBQ) joke, but I really don't feel like being at the bottom of a lawyer dogpile.

If I did, however, the punchline would be something like... 'and you thought they were BEEF!'
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Old 08-20-2011, 04:33 PM   #9
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...'and you thought they were BEEF!'
You could be completely accurate and say "...and you thought they were American beef." And not be making a joke.

I heard a guy say one time "What's more American than McDonald's and WalMart?". Well, just about everything.
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Old 08-20-2011, 05:10 PM   #10
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mcDonalds is all into Local here. They're all about Michigan eggs. Maybe stick to breakfast?
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:08 PM   #11
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We get our eggs from a local ten million chicken egg "farm" not from some ten million chicken egg "farm" that is on the other side of the country.
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:18 AM   #12
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We get our eggs from a local ten million chicken egg "farm" not from some ten million chicken egg "farm" that is on the other side of the country.
They made it legal to raise chickens in the city limits here. All of our outdoorsy, granolay co-workers immediately put up chicken coops, not realizing the rate at which chickens produce eggs. We will never have to pay for eggs ever again...
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Old 08-21-2011, 04:44 AM   #13
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One of the LTAs at school keeps chickens.

She had to electrify her fence after a fox decided to include her in its rounds, so for a while she was asking for "donations" when she brough in a basket of eggs. It's paid off now, but I still slip her a little bit of money for feed and so on. Much cheaper than buying them, and I get first dibs and can nab the smalls ones (the large ones make the 'rents poacher overflow) AND I know they are raised in very happy conditions.

The yolks are SO BRIGHT! If I bought scrambled eggs that colour in a cafe I'd swear they added food colouring...
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Old 08-21-2011, 12:54 PM   #14
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They made it legal to raise chickens in the city limits here. All of our outdoorsy, granolay co-workers immediately put up chicken coops, not realizing the rate at which chickens produce eggs. We will never have to pay for eggs ever again...
Stock up now, they keep for 90 days minimum and the hens stop laying when the day length shortens. The association with eggs and easter relates to when hens begin laying again and you get fresh eggs for a change. In the old days before, well, you know.
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One of the LTAs at school keeps chickens.

She had to electrify her fence after a fox decided to include her in its rounds...
Everyone likes a chicken dinner.

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The yolks are SO BRIGHT! If I bought scrambled eggs that colour in a cafe I'd swear they added food colouring...
Yes, they are fast learners and can be quite clever.
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