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Old 02-13-2004, 05:11 PM   #16
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Pet Buffalo

Just a few days ago a cow walked through a bank and now a bison (Buffalo?) in a kitchen reminds me of a dreadful flood in our valley some 20 years ago. Many farm animals drowned and one, a huge dairy cow with massive horns floated across garden walls, and through the large kitchen window at the home of my aunt. When the floodwaters subsided my aunt and her family returned home to find a swollen dead cow draped across the kitchen floor. I think it was the talk of the valley for many years. T'anks for the memory (Buffalo/Bison wings??) Firstimer and strangely nervous!
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:02 PM   #17
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Oh give me a home
where the Buffalo roam
and I'll show you house full of dirt.

Hmmm. Doesn't rhyme. Oh well.
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:05 PM   #18
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Um, that's not dirt.
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:20 PM   #19
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:20 PM   #20
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Lightbulb The other meat

BISON

The other white meat


BISON

it's whats for dinner


I mean I have a puppy and he sleeps in the bed----imagine picking up his poopie for litter laws
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:32 PM   #21
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Re: The other meat

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I mean I have a puppy and he sleeps in the bed
Yeah but if this guy's bison sleeps in his bed that's a whole different story. Or two. Beastality aside, what if it rolls over on him in the middle of the night? Or stretches out and he gets a hoof to the jaw? Or the groin...

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And again!!!

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Old 02-13-2004, 11:37 PM   #22
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You know, Quzah's alright for being a vegan...
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Old 02-14-2004, 05:43 PM   #23
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FileNotFound<EM>> I wonder if that guy dresses like that all the time...</EM>

As someone who moved into that area about six months ago (this story has been all. over. the local news the last couple of days), I can attest that in all probability, yes.

A lot of people in this neck of the prairie actually wear that kind of garb on a daily basis. I wouldn't have believed it myself before I came here.
Of course they do, especially when they're having their picture taken or steppin out. Where did you think western wear came from, Hollywood?
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:10 PM   #24
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WOah! at first sight I thought that dude was a "vertically challenged" individual! Now that would have been a story!




BTW: CDNrascal created the artwork for the screening of that oven door. Can we get a round of applause for him?
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:34 PM   #25
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Firstimer and strangely nervous!
Don't be, it only seems perverted, the first time. And welcome to the Cellar.
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Old 02-15-2004, 01:34 PM   #26
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Oh give me a home
where the Buffalo roam
and I'll show you house full of dirt.

Hmmm. Doesn't rhyme. Oh well.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
For what would an antelope say?
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:02 AM   #27
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Well a german actor went for a reality show to the djungle for 2 weeks. When he came back, he had a monkey living in his house. So his wife told him either the monkey or herself will leave the house. And he choose the monkey
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:02 AM   #28
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I don't even want to think about what goes into house training a buffalo. Instead of a rolled up newspaper you'd need a 2 x 4.

NPR had a radio essay a couple of years ago about a couple that kept a horse as a house pet. It slept in their room and ate meals with them in the kitchen. They had to substantially upgrade their floors to hold the weight. It was actually house trained and would go to the door when it wanted to go out and take care of business.

My exwife has 4 English Mastiffs totaling about 1000 lbs. which is a heck of a lot of dog for one little house. I'd send her the link for this image but we are on pretty good terms now and I wouldn't want to screw it up!
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:19 AM   #29
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Large house pets

I just did a search on Google for "Large House Pets" and got a hit for http://www.apeculture.com/FATPETS.HTM which was pretty amusing, it's titled Obese House Pets Petition Richard Simmons for Help. So much for finding any other large house pets like the buffalo.
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:44 AM   #30
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Well a german actor went for a reality show to the djungle for 2 weeks. When he came back, he had a monkey living in his house. So his wife told him either the monkey or herself will leave the house. And he choose the monkey
He chose the monkey to stay or leave?

Great link Chris, thanks.
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