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Old 09-22-2008, 01:27 PM   #1
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Will the Conservatives please stand up?!

Hey I am new here! I am writing an extended definition essay on global warming... I need a conservatives definition of "Global Warming" so if any one can help it would be MUCH appreciated... I'll give anyone with a good definition a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks in advance!!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2008, 05:32 PM   #2
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Hey I am new here! I am writing an extended definition essay on global warming... I need a conservatives definition of "Global Warming" so if any one can help it would be MUCH appreciated... I'll give anyone with a good definition a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks in advance!!!!!!
Global Warming: Democrats definition - The effects of greenhouse gases such as fossil fuel emmissions on the Earth's atomosphere as well the effects the resultant atmospheric changes has on all life forms.

Global Warming: Republican definition - God huggin' us closer.
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Old 09-22-2008, 05:40 PM   #3
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love doing other people's homework. love it.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:39 PM   #4
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do you mean Conservationist?
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:03 PM   #5
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The temperature of the earth increasing. Based upon what is where the debate comes in.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:17 PM   #6
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love doing other people's homework. love it.
You said it! Whether liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, that's one thing everybody on the internet agrees about: we don't do homework for people.

(Well, unless you're offering to pay. Then it's considered outsourcing.)

Anyway, I don't think it's a lazy student. I call troll. Anybody who really wanted a conservative perspective on global warming could get one in about half the time it takes to register a Cellar account.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:52 PM   #7
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Be nice, please, she came here at my suggestion. She posted over at Tribalectic, a body piercing board, and I'm thinking . . . there aren't too many conservatives over there, so I thought maybe someone here might be able to help her.

Certainly not me.
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:00 PM   #8
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Besides, what she is doing is doing her homework. She is attempting to find out what conservatives think about this issue. What is the conservative position?

Hallo and welcome to the Cellar!
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:10 PM   #9
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I think I would start with looking for debates with or responses to Dole; his opponents are going to be stating the opposite position.
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Old 09-22-2008, 10:03 PM   #10
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Dole?
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:02 PM   #11
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Yeah, the pineapple guy... he loves global warming, it's good for his crops.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:42 PM   #12
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gore! darnit. I don't know why I always get that confused in my mind.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:43 PM   #13
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Because they're both idiots.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:51 PM   #14
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that was funny. i lol'ed
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:09 AM   #15
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Wait a minute. What if I'm not a conservative? Does this mean I must stay seated? For all eternity? Crap!
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