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Old 02-26-2013, 09:20 PM   #16
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I wonder if the cougar paints her claws or simply dips them in the blood of a fresh killl
Hmmm, that got me thinking. Do you remember the Great Dane you had to put down?? She had green painted nails
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:21 PM   #17
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Hmmm, that got me thinking. Do you remember the Great Dane you had to put down?? She had green painted nails
Since when did we start putting down Scandinavians??
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:22 PM   #18
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Since when did we start putting down Scandinavians??
You know what I meant
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:26 PM   #19
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They might be cougars, but they're still a size four and working hard on keeping up.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:27 PM   #20
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Entertaining, but you're starting to scare me a little Sarge.
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:27 PM   #21
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simply goofing around. what triggered this was trilbys comments on turning 50 this year. i'll be 53 in a couple of months. then, i thought it might be interesting to carry on a conversation with myself -good vs bad.

trilby, you are a cougar in my eyes. don't put yourself down. in fact, i am practically in love with all of the mature women on here. i far prefer a woman with some experience
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:40 PM   #22
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:17 PM   #23
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:53 PM   #24
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:12 AM   #25
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They might be cougars, but they're still a size four and working hard on keeping up.
The fuck they are, you've been read too many trash novels or something. Real cougars come in all shapes and sizes, mostly size 14 and up. The only perky thing they have, is their attitude. It's not their looks, it's their spirit.
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:22 AM   #26
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:38 AM   #27
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:51 AM   #28
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No longer have any pretty, matching sets though.
It would be like Readers' Wives in a really low grade porn-mag.
The kind where belly fat is de rigeur, and you expect knickers to have saggy elastic.

Readers' Please Take My Wife Off me in Heading South magazine maybe.
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