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Old 04-22-2009, 04:44 AM   #1
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Star Fleet gift shop

No Star Trek cadet worth his weight in tribles would be caught dead without one of these bad boys. Whether chowing down while plotting your escape from Unimatrix 1 or taking a snack break from re-programming a Dreadnaught missle, there is no substitute for the Star Trek spork.

They are only making 1,701 of them. Get yours here.

Excuse me, Mr. Spork.. SPOCK.. can you pass me that bowl of creamy, delicious Klingon Skull Stew?
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:46 AM   #2
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oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby.

have fun, nerds!

*punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie*
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:56 AM   #3
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Old 04-22-2009, 05:12 AM   #4
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I'd buy them!
If they were the ones that had been in Simon Pegg's mouth... heheheh
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:23 AM   #5
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oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby.

have fun, nerds!

*punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie*
Notice they don't include a full place setting... they want to make sure we don't injure ourselves in our maladroitness.

Have you seen this other bit of Star Trek-inspired merchandise?
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:31 PM   #6
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Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:41 PM   #7
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I think I've had a bit of that in my time
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:04 PM   #8
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Ooer Missus!
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:48 PM   #9
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Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though.
No, we're threatened by them. We prefer them to be safely restrained where they won't cause any trouble. (BTW I'm no expert but that doesn't look like a 30 inch bust to me.)
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:12 PM   #10
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Hasn't anyone noticed that she's wearing a red uniform? The poor girl does not have long to live.

My guess is that the corset is going to fail and she will be subjected to explosive decompression.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:07 PM   #11
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W00t! My spork arrived - I got #30. My inner geek is appeased. For now...
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:53 PM   #12
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stay out of the gift shop at the Star Trek Experience in Vegas, then.

I think I've seen paradise. Or is that . . . pair o' dice?
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:16 PM   #13
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(BTW I'm no expert but that doesn't look like a 30 inch bust to me.)
What's it look like to you?
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:46 PM   #14
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More than 30 inches. But like I said, I'm not an expert.
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:30 PM   #15
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I would have guessed bigger too, or at least a bigger difference between bust and waist. She's gotta be tiny... like 4 ft tall or something.
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