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Old 06-12-2012, 06:02 PM   #1
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The Community Will Out God

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Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:09 AM   #2
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Oh you blasphemer!
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:22 AM   #3
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first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:51 AM   #4
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I call your a part of your evidence into question.
Gene Simmons has long curly hair, whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:57 AM   #5
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makes you wonder, don't it?

That's the point. If you wonder, it must be ... bad.
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:16 AM   #6
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Sheldon is bald as a cueball.
everywhere?
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:17 AM   #7
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first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??



maybe she is god? or is pete god?
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:40 AM   #8
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I don't claim to know.

Good questions though!
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Old 06-13-2012, 03:29 PM   #9
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The line for the handcart forms to the left.
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I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.
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Old 06-14-2012, 07:40 AM   #11
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whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.
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everywhere?
No point asking Sundae!
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everywhere?
Everywhere he goes.
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:26 PM   #13
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No point asking Sundae!
It's true.
I profess ignorance of the pubic regions of Gene Simmons, Sheldon and God.
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:11 PM   #14
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Oh, you're gonna get it.

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Old 06-14-2012, 03:15 PM   #15
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Oh, you're gonna get it.
Tcha, despite the fact my cups overfloweth, I only need a thimble.
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