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Old 10-06-2004, 10:07 PM   #136
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Originally Posted by lookout123
"worst" is so subjective that it is hard to throw one out that is really the worst. one that i equate with fingernails on a chalkboard though is Stairway to Heaven. i hate that song!

and close behind that you can list just about any other Led Zeppelin song. sorry, don't stone me.
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Old 10-07-2004, 09:41 AM   #137
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No no, LJ, the Dead are an entirely different overplayed group.
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:54 AM   #138
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Originally Posted by Joe Faux
After some careful thought, two songs come to mind:

"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
I'd have to agree with joe this has to be one of the worst songs along with Daphne & Celeste - Oo Stick You and witchdoctor << I can't remember who sung this one
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:25 PM   #139
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David Seville, and that's a fantastic novelty song.
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Old 10-09-2004, 01:20 AM   #140
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I don't know if it's the worst song ever, but it's certainly one of the most disturbing. Green Jelly had a song called "House Me Teenage Rage."

I hadn't heard of the song until my boyfriend mentioned it a couple of months back. It turns out that it was something that a friend of his had played for him back in high school. Teenage homones...they're crazy.
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Old 05-05-2005, 09:30 AM   #141
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Had to revive this thread because my husband just got a copy of "Spaced Out" - the album collaboration of William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is a terrible, yet hilarious song.

The whole album is sooooo funny. I'm sure they are just laughing themselves to the bank.
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Old 05-05-2005, 09:40 AM   #142
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The Bilbo music video is even more awful and even more funny than the song alone. You can probably google for it.
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Old 05-05-2005, 12:46 PM   #143
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I'm a child of the 80s, so that's when I developed most of my seething hatred for certain music.

"Unskinny Bop" by Poison. When I first heard the chorus, I vowed never to hear the whole song, under any circumstances. They played it in the mall over and over, and I would walk outside until it was finished. Really. Poison is false metal. To this day, I've never heard that song all the way through, and I never will. I hope they're all raped by syphilitic baboons.

Anything from "St. Anger" by *cough* ""Metallica"" or whoever has inhabited their bodies. For that matter, "Whisky in the Jar-O". It sucks no matter what version.

Speaking of Thin Lizzy, "Jailbreak" is also fucking retarded.

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in the town..." the JAIL? Fucking die.

"L.A. Woman" is mindless garbage.

I would put Ratt on here, but their guitarist is one of my favorites. Still, they have the most incomprehensible lyrics of any band, in any genre.

You're In Love
You take the midnight subway train
You're callin all the shots
You take the evening one on one
You're only livin to have fun
You're struck by lightnin
You're in love.

Tiffany - "I Saw Him Standing There" makes me grind my teeth into powder.
B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy.
Any Guns n Roses song that has whistling in it.

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Old 05-05-2005, 01:13 PM   #144
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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy
Really? I always loved the B-52's....especially rock lobsta
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:17 PM   #145
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The B-52s are fun. I still break out their CDs every once in awhile. My daughter likes to dance around to them too. Drives my wife up the wall.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:59 PM   #146
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:02 PM   #147
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Are you from North Vietnam? They hated the B-52s also.
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:11 PM   #148
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"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" -Poison- When that buttwad singer starts his "EEEVERY ROOOSE Has it's Thowwwwn" twang I want to hurl. It is the most Un-rock song I have ever heard. I would rather listen to 50 hours of Celine Dion than 5 seconds of Poison, because at least she can frikkin' sing!!! Bruce Willis can sing soul music better than that pinhead can sing anything ("Out On The Boardwalk" I think)!!

dishonorable mention- anything the Stones recorded after about 1985. Come on guys, go count your money somewhere....................stop boring us to death with your fart-sound recordings...
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Old 05-08-2005, 07:28 AM   #149
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Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue have a duet on his Murder Ballads album that requires me to stay away from open windows, high places, loaded guns, and train tracks.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:46 PM   #150
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is that the Wild Rose song?
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