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Old 10-30-2012, 09:17 PM   #1
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Free tits to a good home

So I just got some bloodwork back and everything is crescent fresh except my testosterone, or lack thereof. Total is 141 ng/dL and free is 5.4 ng/dL

Normal is somewhere between 240-950 and 9-30.

That might explain, well everything, almost. Hot flashes, boobs, depression, lethargy, no libido, shrinking pecker syndrome, etc. etc.

Seeing Daktari in the a.m. to talk about my options.


I should probably bring a deer leg for Clarence...

eta: Testosternone! haha, I slay me. I'll be here all week. Try the Estrogen
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:08 PM   #2
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:30 PM   #3
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I have the exact same issue, only I *like* it!!
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:37 PM   #4
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Look out folks ,, wez going to have SUPER FOOT !!!!
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:46 PM   #5
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Titty pics or GTFO!


j/k hope all goes well for you.
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:32 AM   #6
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i've used the gel and injections. both have negative and positive aspects. currently, i'm back on injections
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:40 AM   #7
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Sorry man, I hope the doc can make the adjustment.
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Old 10-31-2012, 07:26 AM   #8
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Sorry, Foot! Let us know what the Doc says. Who knows, maybe this is a path many of us will be following.
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Old 10-31-2012, 07:34 AM   #9
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I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:20 AM   #10
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I've been thinking that maybe that's [one of] my problem[s].
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:29 AM   #11
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:10 AM   #12
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I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.

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Old 10-31-2012, 10:12 AM   #13
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Unintentional, I swear.
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:17 PM   #14
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But well done, nevertheless.

As for the free tits, send them my way ...
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:23 PM   #15
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Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy.
I've had principles and treasure, and I'm too exhausted to miss them.
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