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Old 07-04-2012, 01:20 PM   #1
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Was Andy Griffith secretly a Muslim?

He was buried less than 5 hours after his death and Muslims usually bury their dead with in 24 hours so one can only wonder about this. And while he did do some gospel music recordings that could have just been a diversion so folks would not know.

Someone needs to interview Donald Trump and I hope Sheriff Joe Arpaio will get his Cold Case Posse on this right away!
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Old 07-04-2012, 02:55 PM   #2
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Aw, FFS.
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:18 PM   #3
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Mr. Griffith with one of his famous halal hot dogs.

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Old 07-04-2012, 05:30 PM   #4
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:33 PM   #5
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I don't understand this thread. Is there something important going on?
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Old 07-04-2012, 06:11 PM   #6
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Well, as of that search, we're third result for 'Andy Griffith muslim'...
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Old 07-04-2012, 06:34 PM   #7
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Just now, when I did it, it was first...lol.
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:57 PM   #8
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I thought Andy Griffith was a member of the Church of The Whale Penis.
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:07 PM   #9
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AG a Muslum , No !!!
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:43 PM   #10
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:20 AM   #11
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nice one Nirvana.
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:11 AM   #12
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'sack lunch'? Never heard that term before!
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:01 AM   #13
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That is a remarkably quick burial, though. Don't some kinds of Judaism also go for quick burials?
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:01 AM   #14
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That is a remarkably quick burial, though. Don't some kinds of Judaism also go for quick burials?
Seriously, this is what my wife and I said. In most states if a person dies at home and is not in Hospice care they have to do an autopsy to ensure the death was a natural one. And in Texas even if someone is in Hospice care and dies at home there is a rule that the burial must be no sooner then 24 hours from the death.

CNN noted that no cause of death had been released either by the EMS team that went to the home or by the mortuary that handled the burial. I looked up embalming and it can be done in 2-3 hours so either they were very prepared to do it or it was what is called a "green burial" which some states allow and some don't.
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:14 AM   #15
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Legendary actor and comedian Andy Griffith was laid to rest quickly, buried by family less than five hours after he died.

Griffith's body was placed in a grave on Roanoke Island near the coast of North Carolina at approximately 11:30 a.m., a funeral spokesman told CNN.

"It had been planned for some time," said the spokesman. "This was the wish of his family."
http://news.yahoo.com/andy-griffith-...opstories.html

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Traditional funeral customs often allow for a more extended period between death and burial, so family and friends may have more opportunity to visit and pay their respects.

Still, said Stegall, "the family's wishes are always abided by."

"Andy was a person of incredibly strong Christian faith and was prepared for the day he would be called Home to his Lord," Griffith's wife, Cindi, said in a statement on Tuesday.
http://www.wibw.com/home/nationalnew...161357685.html

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A green funeral seeks to return one’s remains back to the
earth as simply and directly as possible, thus avoiding
embalming and metal caskets that are common in today’s
modern funerals. Green funerals are becoming
increasingly popular as they are environmentally friendly,
affordable and allow families to customize their memorial
services prior to following or at the graveside.
http://ncgreenfunerals.com/Home.html <-------- psst, North Carolina.

Geez that was like no work at all debunking the lastest stupid conspiracy theory.
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