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Old 05-21-2004, 04:26 AM   #1
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google search

type 'weapons of mass destruction' in the search box, then click on 'i'm feeling lucky'

if you haven't already... it's a giggle!
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:54 AM   #2
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Heeey.... that's quite amusing! But wait, we found the WMD!

Finally. All those US deaths in the name of finding "huge stockpiles" of WMD and "tons of VX nerve gas" have been justified. We finally found the single sarin gas bomb left over from 1985 that we had been looking for!
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:58 AM   #3
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:13 AM   #4
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Awwww, damn. Entering "old fart" into Amazon's search page used to yield this . Doesn't seem to work, anymore.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:07 AM   #5
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It can't be left over from 1985 because they didn't use binary munitions like that at that time.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:11 AM   #6
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It can't be left over from 1985 because they didn't use binary munitions like that at that time.

The more research I do on the incident, the more statements I read in either direction on the possible date of manufacture.

I'm curious as to what a "binary" device is. Its either exploding or it isn't? I'd love an analog bomb.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:26 AM   #7
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:22 AM   #8
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who is jeff bezos?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:23 AM   #9
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:59 AM   #10
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Hey! You stole my thread! http://cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5443
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:24 PM   #11
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So what? You stole an email joke that was tired six months before you posted it here. (this comment comes from the woman who couldn't rest until she hunted down her posting of the Talking Ann Coulter Doll that predated BrianR's.)
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:35 PM   #12
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So what? You stole an email joke that was tired six months before you posted it here. (this comment comes from the woman who couldn't rest until she hunted down her posting of the Talking Ann Coulter Doll that predated BrianR's.)
Excuse me, I did not steal an e-mail joke. I stole it from a post on another board (Justing keeping the facts straight, here).:p
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:39 PM   #13
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:57 PM   #14
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:20 AM   #15
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well obviously it is the same joke but i didn't get it from here
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