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Old 09-04-2010, 01:44 AM   #1
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Sept 4, 2010: Bacon Skate

This woman is "skating" in a hot pan, with a slab of bacon on each foot.



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Old 09-04-2010, 05:03 AM   #2
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I think she's scrambled.
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:29 AM   #3
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Isn't it a fashion faux pas to wear bacon skates without a pork pie hat?
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:35 AM   #4
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It's all fun and games until you slip and your fry your ass off.
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:12 AM   #5
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I love how the skillet has a handle and a little spout bit in the rim to make it easy to pour stuff out... cos it would be sooo easy to just pick up the skillet and tip it.
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:32 AM   #6
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Ah, simpler times....
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:30 AM   #7
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That was the porn, back in those days.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:31 AM   #8
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It's all fun and games until you slip and your fry your ass off.
She won't slip; she's making a balanced meal.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:52 AM   #9
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Old 09-04-2010, 11:28 AM   #10
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That's the way they did it in Paul Bunyan's camp.
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Old 09-04-2010, 12:57 PM   #11
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Isn't it a fashion faux pas to wear bacon skates without a pork pie hat?
only after Labor Day
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:02 PM   #12
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All that is uncorrect. The photo was taken at The First Annual Stupid Championship.

She won.
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:28 PM   #13
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This was actually a nude burlesque show called "Bacon Strips".
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:43 AM   #14
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I don't suppose you have a bootleg of that do you?
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:03 AM   #15
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I bet that pan cost a lot of lettuce! And boy, she is some tomato!
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