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Old 09-06-2010, 12:40 AM   #1
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Sept 6, 2010: Smoking Puppy

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23-year-old chef Zeng Ziguang said that he thought it would be funny to teach Little Black, his new puppy, to smoke when he bought him six months ago. He said: 'At the beginning he hated the smell a lot. Then I trained him to get used to it by puffing the smoke onto his face frequently.'

Zeng, of Wuchang in Hubei Province, central China, used treats of food to train Little Black to put the cigarette in his mouth. Within a month, he says, the puppy was smoking. 'Now it can smoke a pack a day,' Zeng boasted.
But don't worry about Mr Zeng, cigarettes are cheap in China, so it won't cost him much.



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Old 09-06-2010, 01:04 AM   #2
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people are f*cked
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:28 AM   #3
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Oh man...


What a dickhead.
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:52 AM   #4
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It's terrible.

If they want to put him on the patch, they have to shave him.
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:27 AM   #5
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Oh, how nice: a puppy with fur the same color as his lungs.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:45 AM   #6
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Smoked dog-meat: ur doin it rong.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:50 AM   #7
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Well yes, it's a fucked up thing to do, but I doubt the dog is actually smoking. More likely he's just holding them in his mouth, getting second hand smoke.
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:32 AM   #8
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So, I probably shouldn't have taught my cat to freebase then?
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:32 AM   #9
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...I doubt the dog is actually smoking. More likely he's just holding them in his mouth, getting second hand smoke.
Ya. So the pup will only develop mouth cancer instead of lung cancer. Might as well teach him to chew tobacco.

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Old 09-06-2010, 01:03 PM   #10
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Don't be such a spoilsport, it only has one pack a day.
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:23 PM   #11
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Smoking puppies, two-legged lambs and four-eared cats. The Chinese seem to have a lot more fun with their animals than others do.
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:02 PM   #12
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Where's the harm? Dogs only live for a dozen or so years anyway. He'll be dead decades before any cancer shows up.
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:33 PM   #13
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That's a lot cuter when a monkey does it. And they really inhale.
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:57 PM   #14
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Where's the harm? Dogs only live for a dozen or so years anyway. He'll be dead decades before any cancer shows up.
Dogs contract and die of cancer all the time.
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:52 AM   #15
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yeah, sadly, my cousin's dog died from cancer a couple of months ago at only 5 years old. She was a lab, the vet said apparently 1 in 8 labs get cancer and it's on the rise.
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