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Old 04-10-2002, 03:54 PM   #1
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Old 04-10-2002, 03:59 PM   #2
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grabbed a gallon jug of Astroglide and headed over to the zoo; he wasn't going to let the dryness and chafing ruin it for him this time.
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Old 04-10-2002, 07:05 PM   #3
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Using his microsoft(tm) Passport(tm) he paid at the gate and continued though the zoo to..
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Old 04-10-2002, 07:09 PM   #4
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...the monorail. A monorail ride to Billy was like the most incredible sex one could have.
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Old 04-10-2002, 08:05 PM   #5
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If only he hadn't spilled the Astroglide on the seat.
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Old 04-11-2002, 05:20 AM   #6
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Billy cried and went...
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Old 04-11-2002, 06:20 AM   #7
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to Congressman Condits office for relief.
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Old 04-11-2002, 10:38 AM   #8
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He wanted "Billy's Law": a federal mandate requiring spill-proof caps on all water-based, non-toxic, unscented, unflavored, non-staining personal lubricants.
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Old 04-11-2002, 10:46 AM   #9
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Mr. Condit gave careful consideration to his case but, in the end, decided not to introduce legislation - a spill proof lid may complicate any effort to obtain lubrication when it's needed most, and he didn't want to have to deal with another "I chafed her to death and now I'll have to get rid of the body" fiasco.
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Old 04-11-2002, 04:16 PM   #10
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Billy got angry and took a small...
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Old 04-11-2002, 04:23 PM   #11
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swallow, as the polyp in his stomach ruptured; though he wasn't immediately aware of it, Billy's body had just crossed a line; the events in his gut would kill him within the next 30 minutes.
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Old 04-11-2002, 04:47 PM   #12
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Billy decided to take a short nap while,
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Old 04-11-2002, 06:00 PM   #13
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the hellish concoction in his gut bubbled merrily away. At the same time, in a secret bunker deep beneath the streets of Moscow,
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Old 04-11-2002, 08:01 PM   #14
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...Jimmy Hoffa was playing cards with Nikita Khruschev.
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Old 04-12-2002, 08:17 AM   #15
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"Go Fish!" exclaimed the former Teamsters' head.
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