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No: I don't like how they respond to some posters 10 35.71%
Yes: I think what they say is ok 2 7.14%
Yes: I think they're funny 8 28.57%
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:09 AM   #76
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"This turned out to be the funniest thread I've read in a very long time. It had everything: sour grapes, crying, wailing, sniffeling, grovelling, kissing, hand-holding, boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy realizes girl is better than him, crescendoing into a thrilling denouement, before falling lightly to its expected conclusion. A morality play, if you will. I laughed! I cried! I saved 5 bucks!"

See here?

This is funny!

You all should be so lucky as to be able to do what Monkey and Monster do.


The green-eyed monster. Wait. That's not fair to monster.

Jealousy is a wasted emotion.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:10 AM   #77
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so, the Cellar is the kind of tavern where customers wander in, are attacked and gang raped, while the regulars stand around and applaud and the bartenders film the show for later laughs.

good to know. I'll spread the word.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:11 AM   #78
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:17 AM   #79
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so, the Cellar is the kind of tavern where customers wander in, are attacked and gang raped, while the regulars stand around and applaud and the bartenders film the show for later laughs.

good to know. I'll spread the word.
If you don't like it, please leave. But for God's sake please stop the fucking whining.

As to your veiled threat of actively trying to drive members away from this site, remember the rules:

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Do not try to break the law using the Cellar.
Do not try to break the Cellar.
Do not be "intolerably irritating".
Do not try to break the Cellar. If you don't like it, fucking LEAVE. On the way out: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Fucking crybabies.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:21 AM   #80
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What a lovely, completely selfless, and productive thing you did starting this thread, anon. I bet you're so proud.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:32 AM   #81
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"so, the Cellar is the kind of tavern where customers wander in, are attacked and gang raped, while the regulars stand around and applaud and the bartenders film the show for later laughs."

This, Cloud, is horseshit.

In the entire history of the net: not a single bunghole in any forum was ever reamed by finger or cock, *in-forum.


'Rape': pffftt!


'Oh, the drama!', indeed.

Grow up.




*In the real world is another matter entirely...
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:47 AM   #82
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I saw Clodfobble put the legs off a spider

#notintendedasafactualstatement
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:50 AM   #83
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This is the make-up sex part of the drama isn't it? Or is it the made-up sex part?
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:54 AM   #84
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What a lovely, completely selfless, and productive thing you did starting this thread, anon. I bet you're so proud.
*snort*

BTW Haggis is so yesterday, we need a replacement. Jus' sayin'

oh and thanks to those who said nice things, and to those who said nasty things. One lot made me feel good and the other lot made me laugh. If only some of them could have stopped my child puking.... and which one of you bastards fed him whatever it is that came back up? 'Cause it sure don't look like it ever was food
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:58 AM   #85
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so, the Cellar is the kind of tavern where customers wander in, are attacked and gang raped, while the regulars stand around and applaud and the bartenders film the show for later laughs.

good to know. I'll spread the word.
This is such a ridiculous thing for you to say. You know good and well that we do NOT attack every newcomer. Sometimes we do if they come in strong and shitty.

This thread was about long standing members being too mean for some anonymous flower to deal with like an adult. You using the term 'gang-rape' is inflammatory and insulting. IN MY not so humble OPINION.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:58 AM   #86
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sorry, but it isn't horseshit--it's just the kind of place this is. This is why kids are learning to be bullies--from their parents, who fail to teach or practice compassion or respect. inflammatory? you've got to be fucking kidding me, after the shit slung here routinely by so-called "grown ups." It is not grown up to bully other people just because they are not in your face in real life.
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:02 AM   #87
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This is the make-up sex part of the drama isn't it? Or is it the made-up sex part?
Noooo, that would mean the show is almost over?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!

Well, I'll leave you with this, and in deference, of course, to jim's buddy Frank:

(sing loudly and with purpose)

And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes it was my way
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:04 AM   #88
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Isn't euthenasia is a form of compassion?

Some might also argue that -like to many things- compassion and respect need to be applied judiciously in order to be effective and meaningful. Well they might.
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:05 AM   #89
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sorry, but it isn't horseshit--it's just the kind of place this is. This is why kids are learning to be bullies--from their parents, who fail to teach or practice compassion or respect. inflammatory? you've got to be fucking kidding me, after the shit slung here routinely by so-called "grown ups." It is not grown up to bully other people just because they are not in your face in real life.
yes, inflammatory.

comparing anything that happens on this site to gang rape is certainly inflammatory. gang rape. pah.

and now, we're all bad parents, too?

Cloud, why are you so bitter?
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:08 AM   #90
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I would also contend that a "disguised 'invisible enemy' and there's a whole damn group of us!" thread and poll are bullying too, just the most cowardly form of it.
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