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Old 05-14-2011, 02:36 PM   #151
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Great Tulip! I love how when you say "grits" it sounds like the word is being formed down in your stomach and barely makes it out of your throat. "Hush Puppies," on the other hand sounds ephemeral, like a bit of dandelion fluff floating on the breeze.
Very musical.
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Old 05-14-2011, 07:51 PM   #152
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oh tulip, i love it!! nothing like having a hot woman talk about food
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:38 PM   #153
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Old 05-15-2011, 03:21 AM   #154
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Tulip you are SO cute!
I want to smuggle you into my house and keep you in the drawer under my bed.
The one Diz doesn't sleep in I mean - I'm not crazy.

Seriously - lovely clip.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:45 PM   #155
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oh tulip, i love it!! nothing like having a hot woman talk about food
Ditto.
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Old 05-15-2011, 02:46 PM   #156
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Tulip you are SO cute!
I want to smuggle you into my house and keep you in the drawer under my bed.
Also, ditto.
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Old 05-15-2011, 03:00 PM   #157
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Also, ditto.

Yeah but I bet SG Has different things in mind for her than YOU !!!
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:15 PM   #158
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Tulip you are SO cute!
I want to smuggle you into my house and keep you in the drawer under my bed.
The one Diz doesn't sleep in I mean - I'm not crazy.

Seriously - lovely clip.
I ain't Japanese but if you pad the drawer real cushiony, I gather that will do. Write on notepad: Will have a place to stay when I visit Sundae.
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:53 PM   #159
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do the Japanese sleep in drawers under beds?
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:24 PM   #160
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:07 AM   #161
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do the Japanese sleep in drawers under beds?
No. I was referring to a Japanese drawer-style hotel beds.

http://flickeringpictures.com/2008/0...le-hotel-beds/

And I was thinking of an episode in Seinfeld:
http://www.43things.com/entries/view/907338

(under is what's in the link in case you don't want to click on it)

sleep in an oversized chest of drawers
Seinfeld

( Kramerís Apartment )
Up against one wall of the apartment stands a very large chest of three drawers. Itís about six feet long and each drawers is maybe a foot and a half deep. Kramer walks over to it and looks into the open top drawer.

KRAMER: Goodnight, Mr Tanaka.

One of the Japanese tourists sits up in the drawer.

MR TANAKA: Goodnight.

Mr Tanaka lies down again, and Kramer slides the drawer shut. He then speaks to the occupant of the next drawer.

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http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheChecks.html

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Old 05-17-2011, 10:14 AM   #162
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I ain't Japanese but if you pad the drawer real cushiony, I gather that will do. Write on notepad: Will have a place to stay when I visit Sundae.
I always thought you were Norweigan
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:28 AM   #163
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I was trying to be funny, I guess.
You were. Funny I mean, not trying.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:58 PM   #164
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I put this in an appropriate thread.
Then thought - what the hell - this is all about the spoken word.

Here is a clip of my walk to work.

This might make me a postwhore. But I'm not posting it there too - I do have SOME limits.
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Old 05-20-2011, 08:17 AM   #165
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