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Old 12-31-2008, 06:21 PM   #16
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I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:44 PM   #17
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lol...great examples!
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Old 12-31-2008, 09:51 PM   #18
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I know what
you're asking yourself,



and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:52 PM   #19
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Quote:
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Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?
Blues Brothers. I think I could write the entire script from memory.
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Old 01-01-2009, 12:17 AM   #20
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Not really a line, but

There Will Be Blood

Right after the last scene. It was kinda like, "see, we told ya so!"
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Old 01-01-2009, 06:35 AM   #21
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- Would you call me selfish?
- Not to your face.

Still makes me snigger.
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:25 AM   #22
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Don't you mean "snegro"?

Anyway ---

"You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?"

"The goddam Germans ain't got nothin' to do wit it!"

"Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?"

"You make my asshole itch."

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

My Wife uses one when somebody walks into her -
(yelled) - "MY TIT! YOU BROKE MY TIT!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 01-02-2009, 07:17 AM   #23
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[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

from Broadcast News
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:47 PM   #24
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:44 PM   #25
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Not a movie line, but I remember an old episode of M*A*S*H* where BJ walks into the tent and asks "What's so absorbing, junior?"

Subtle, didn't even use the laugh track.
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:21 PM   #26
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another one: Hawkeye treats an Ethiopian who then thanks him in Ethiopian. Hawkeye responds: That's Haile Selassie of you. (sp?)
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:50 PM   #27
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Another TV one. What a difference a few decades make.

Check out this video from Mork and Mindy (circa 1978). Watch the big surprise at the 2 minute mark.

Setup: Exidor is a religious nut who believes in aliens. Mork is an alien.

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Old 01-04-2009, 06:42 AM   #28
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Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:00 AM   #29
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"That's FRONKENSTEEN......
My grandfather's work was dodo!"
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:47 AM   #30
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'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.'


Actually, everything is funny for a reason. In this case, the best suited phrase is 'the banality of evil'.
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