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Old 04-28-2011, 07:28 PM   #76
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I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:26 PM   #77
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Today I learned that sexobon is male. I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.
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Thought I sounded too smart to be a guy, huh?
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:15 PM   #78
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Today I learned that sexobon is male. I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.
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Old 04-29-2011, 07:59 PM   #79
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I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.
What?
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:00 PM   #80
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Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:07 PM   #81
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Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.
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Old 04-30-2011, 03:24 AM   #82
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If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:40 AM   #83
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Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.
There's one brand that was decent. But then again, I don't like beer so I may not have minded the "a little lacking" beer taste.
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:50 AM   #84
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If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).
You might want to try Kombucha.
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Old 04-30-2011, 08:54 AM   #85
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Water?
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:06 AM   #86
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Are you crazy? Fish fuck in it.
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:08 AM   #87
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So triple the price and sell it as a protein drink.
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:29 AM   #88
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I want to hire you to do all my marketing from now on.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:41 AM   #89
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I drink bottled tea. There are lots of brands available that sell just straight tea with no sweetener of any kind.

Screw non-alcoholic beer. If I'm gonna drink beer, I might as well drink the good stuff. I have just sworn off the beer flavor completely. It CAN be done.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:56 AM   #90
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Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.
Maybe you just need a beer patch.
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