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Old 09-30-2009, 09:51 AM   #1
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Introducing... ME!

I wanted to make a thread, a sort of... induction into the Cellar, however! I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!

So, following monster's advice:

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REAL introductions include inside leg measurements, the answer to the pepsi/coke and mustard/ketchup questions and a full fronal nudie pic of yourself. :p
Here is my introduction!

My handle, here, is "TheDaVinciChode." Why? Well, I had been trying to think of a suitable handle, when "TheDaVinciCode" came to mind. Of course Dan Brown's a plagiarising (bleep,) so I thought it a suitable homage to the author, replacing "Code" with "Chode."

Perhaps not the most witty substitution, or handle... but it seemed appropriate!

I'm always myself, much to the displeasure of most... I can be rather egotistical, at times, but never without good reason. I can be funny, quirky, eccentric, serious, helpful, kind, decent... Why, I cover the full gamut of human emotion and action!

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom I've been with for almost two years, now. We're soon to be engaged, I hope... just don't tell her I told you! She's the most important person in my life; Her happiness, well-being, and love, are more important to me, than anything else. You could say, rightfully so, that she is my "soul mate."

I'm not religious, and I'm a firm "believer" in science. That doesn't mean I condemn those who believe in a higher power, nor feel any ill will towards them... In fact, I'm quite happy to discuss theology with them, should they not be closed-minded, of course...

If anyone is willing to discuss/debate their opinion, without becoming defensive, well... They're O.K in my books! Even if their opinion is is stark contrast to my own.

I disagree with this "war upon terror," just as I disagree with any country that sees fit to quite literally FORCE their way of life upon other countries... Our society is different, our rules, our laws, our set of morals, is different... That doesn't mean we should force others to see things from our point of view. Didn't Hitler try to do that? Didn't we condemn him, for the very thing "some" countries are now doing?

Democracy is only democratic, if elected, and selected, freely.
When the idea is thrust upon people, nigh forced upon them... it is no longer a democracy, nor a democratic process.

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Anyway, I'm sure I've bored you all half-to-death, so, following the aforementioned advice...

My inside leg measurement, I believe, is 32-33 inches. I haven't had myself measured in such a long time, though, that I could be entirely mistaken.

I prefer Coke. Pepsi is merely Coke + Water.

I prefer Ketchup. Ketchup has a much larger range of use, than Mustard.

I believe I'd get banned for posting full-frontal-nudity, so, I hope you won't hold it against me.

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Final summation; I'm glad to be here, and I hope to stick around for a long, long time.

(Note: I've been lurking for half a decade, or more, I believe... Yikes, I know!)
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:58 AM   #2
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You're such a fucking troll.





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Old 09-30-2009, 10:07 AM   #3
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let's all guess how old you are....


I'm going to say 23
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:07 AM   #4
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a mini bio

thanks! and hi
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:10 AM   #5
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I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!
It was conflicting information... and circumstances, that aroused suspicions.
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I believe I'd get banned for posting full-frontal-nudity, so, I hope you won't hold it against me.
Not so, there is a thread for that. But that said, it's not expected until your 20th post.

Whether you're called a spammer, idiot, Nazi, or whatever, consider it acceptance. No response is rejection.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:15 AM   #6
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let's all guess how old you are....


I'm going to say 23
You, sir, are a freak.

I'm 22... How'd you get so close?! No, wait, let me guess...

You're Derren Brown?

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Not so, there is a thread for that. But that said, it's not expected until your 20th post.
Oh, really? *Hovers at 19 posts for a while.*

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Thanks for the welcomes. You've all entertained me, for many a year, with your posts on the Image Of The Day threads, as well as, in some circumstances, enlightened, or even educated me! So I'm very glad to finally have chosen to become a part of this wonderfully diverse, and sinfully twisted board.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:51 AM   #7
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Hmm....Derren Brown ye say? You a Brit then?
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:59 AM   #8
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What? A socialist commie bastard? ban 'em!
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:09 AM   #9
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I wanted to make a thread, a sort of... induction into the Cellar, however! I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!
An introduction? A real one! Wow, that's so cool.

I thought about making one once. I think. Don't really remember though.

I came here because I wanted to stalk virgins. So far... No success.

I've never seen a troll here before and... um... well, you know.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:13 PM   #10
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Hmm....Derren Brown ye say? You a Brit then?
Born and raised. Although I've spent quite some time in Canada, too.

I currently reside in Hastings, if you wish to know.

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Bruce, I challenge you to a bare-knuckle boxing fight, for that ban!

I'll bring the spandex, you bring the lubricant.

... We'll need someone else to bring the feathers. Anyone game?

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Madman, I have a mirror-attached-to-a-head-band, for you, if your wish to stalk virgins is still waiting to be fulfilled?
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:59 PM   #11
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Bruce, I challenge you to a bare-knuckle boxing fight, for that ban!

I'll bring the spandex, you bring the lubricant.

... We'll need someone else to bring the feathers. Anyone game?

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Old 09-30-2009, 01:08 PM   #12
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Hi DaVinc

I bet you're the most wonderfullest wonderful in the whole beautiful and sunshiny world.

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Old 09-30-2009, 01:09 PM   #13
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Welcome aboard "D" - "I" am "the "" and - king" - just so you know.
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:25 PM   #14
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Greetings, DVC [would that be 595?]. Welcome to the Cellar.
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:01 PM   #15
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Born and raised. I'll bring the spandex, you bring the lubricant... We'll need someone else to bring the feathers. Anyone game?
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Paging Sheldon!
Nice to have another Brit on board (literally.) And another Englander - we are indeed over-run now Limey :p

But Dana, I think given the fiancee status, she isn't available, silver-tongued as Sheldon is.

Welcome DVC - if you have been lurking for 5 years I doubt this will phase you x
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