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Old 01-15-2009, 12:54 AM   #61
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I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

What have we got here, a fucking comedian?

Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 01-15-2009, 01:11 AM   #62
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I've used "It's sluggish, like a wet sponge" any number of times, especially, but not limited to, driving. Unless you count Wii Mario Cart as driving.

"I've had a drinking problem since the war."

What gets the most play at the nuthouse? Strangely, nothing from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Rather, "It's a madhouse, a MADHOUSE!" gets yelled out at least once every three shifts.
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"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island

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Old 01-15-2009, 06:47 AM   #63
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"Shovels just make too damn much racket."

"He aint the kind of retard that rubs shit in is hair is he?"
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:23 AM   #64
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“I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that!”
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #65
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Another one from,
O Brother Where Art Thou:

Everett: Well, ain't it a small world- spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:53 PM   #66
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"Well I'll only be 82!"
Delmar really was a paradigm of hope.

Everett: I'm not sure that's Pete."
Delmar: "Sure it is! Look at him!"
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:43 PM   #67
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Lotsa respectable people get hit by trains! - Penny

Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? -Penny, O Brother Where Art Thou
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 01-15-2009, 05:59 PM   #68
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"He can afford to give the girls clarinet lessons."
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:58 AM   #69
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"And all that that implies."
-- Kent Mansly in The Iron Giant
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:01 PM   #70
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We can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:03 PM   #71
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I don't know some of these. Could we have attributes please?
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:06 PM   #72
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:33 PM   #73
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Too many notes.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:37 PM   #74
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If we're taking you with us, we can't be calling you " Milky."
- What's your real name ?
- Casper, but my friends call me "Whitey."


Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch !
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #75
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...if, indeed, that is your name....
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