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Old 05-05-2007, 02:59 PM   #16
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Patchouli

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Old 05-05-2007, 03:06 PM   #17
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me neither. Daughter No. 2 wears it, and every time I think, "What is that SMELL!"
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Old 05-05-2007, 04:54 PM   #18
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A rendering plant , they cook down dead cows and the such for the proteen and bone meal ,
a crematorum , burning people have a VERRY unique stink !!!
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:28 PM   #19
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Desert camping crotch after a week.
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:59 PM   #20
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Fertilizer plant which specializes in blood and bone.
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Old 05-06-2007, 10:56 PM   #21
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Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:06 AM   #22
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Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.
Ohhh you sooooo win Wolf!!!!

Although, zippy is a close 2nd.


For me its the smell of boiling minced meat...oh...and tuna. Both make me gag.
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:39 AM   #23
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Baby poop
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:38 PM   #24
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Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .
Been there... I can say the desert is worse, you sweat it dries, you sweat, it dries on, so on and so on. Dry is worse, you get a milky crust that reeks.
Before the days of baby wipe, it was rough.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:53 AM   #25
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The opposite of nose porn for me is when you get a smell in your nose that you dislike and you can't get rid of it.

Example:
It was sheer greed - we'd had cream cakes at work the day before, and the last person to leave hadn't thrown them away. As the office was quite cool (temperature wise) I thought I'd just try one to see if it was still edible. Instead of getting a bit of cream on my finger to test it I picked up a cake and bit into it. The cream squeeged out, up into my nose, and yes - it was off, sour, turned, whatever you want to call it. All day long, all I could smell was that rank cream.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:54 AM   #26
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Hot garbage milk...shit could gag a maggot.
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:09 PM   #27
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Wood...pulp...factory.
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:52 AM   #28
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Ok Splode try a wood pulp fact waste water pond ,

RK , dry I can deal with ( goldbond powder is your friend ), but when your camies start rotting off your body well it gets nasty ( oh and NO baby whipes ) , QUICK !!!!!

How a bout a Medical waste incenerator ??
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