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Old 05-01-2020, 01:56 PM   #931
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I wonder if anyone has sneezed while wearing their mask, had it stretch the elastic out, and then snap back into their face?

Popdigr chews tobacco, and said he almost spit the other day without moving his mask...
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:30 PM   #932
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that sounds like the kind of thing you do only once.
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Old 05-01-2020, 05:56 PM   #933
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But...... why is he going anywhere he needs a mask? He must be like a bajillion given how ancient you are.....
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:31 PM   #934
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He's old, he has to make his daily trip to the post office or he'll explode.
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Old 05-01-2020, 10:57 PM   #935
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I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:51 PM   #936
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I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.
Are they all fucking tabs? Or is at least one teh Cellllar?
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:52 PM   #937
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(that post was cellar-bait
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Old 05-04-2020, 07:38 AM   #938
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Four dead in O-hi-o...
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Old 05-04-2020, 12:37 PM   #939
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:54 PM   #940
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Why do we wonder about the state of the world when two prominent leaders have names synonymous with farting, and one with male genitalia?

The Flatulent Penis would be an interesting pub name.....
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Old 05-10-2020, 07:21 PM   #941
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Maybe UT jilted J and ran off with HQ!

That would explain things.
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Old 05-11-2020, 04:19 PM   #942
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I'm tired of everything.

And tired.
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Old 05-11-2020, 11:47 PM   #943
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Quantum Cellarics: Parallel Dwellardoms. 111 is resurrecting Drax threads. No good will come of it
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Old 05-12-2020, 06:54 AM   #944
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I'm tired of everything.

And tired.
Pete and I were both running on fumes yesterday.
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Old 05-12-2020, 02:48 PM   #945
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I don't want to go for a run
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